Post by embarossed on Aug 29, 2006 18:25:11 GMT -1
1. Have you ever been photographed wearing a stupid hat?
Yes.
2. Do you own a telescope?
No.
3. Have you exalted someone today?
Yes.
4. Have you ever sang in the street?
Yes.
5. Do you wear a replica football shirt everywhere?
No.
6. Are you an insomniac?
Not anymore.
7. Do you watch Match of the Day?
Yes.
8. Do you let off loads of fireworks on bonfire night?
No.
9. Do you stay up all night on Christmas Eve looking at Santa tracker sites?
No.
10. Do you love beer?
Yes.
11. Do you watch The Simpsons?
Yes.
12. Do you keep whistling Tom Hark in the supermarket for no other reason than its a habit?
No.
13. Do you ever play golf?
No.
14. Do you like dogs?
Yes. But not in the way Keith Lard does.
15. Do you skulk around looking for vampires around the dark town when you get insomnia and then run when you see a shadow?
No.
16. Can you play the kazoo?
I've never tried so I don't know.
17. Do you ignore the alarm clock?
Always.
18. Do you like German cake?
No. It's German.
19. Do you like cake full stop?
Of course I do.
20. Do you crave cake?
No.
21. Would you sell the world for a cake?
It's not mine to sell.
22. Do you like cake with coffee?
I'd prefer a cigarette.
23. Do you like cake dunked in coffee?
If I can have a cigarette yes.
24. Do you like stayiong up till 5 am watching Lord of the Rings and eating cake?
No.
25. Are you lonely and unhappy?
Not like I used to be.
26. Do you like playing connect4?
Not particularly.
27. Do you enjoy a spot of posting on the 606?
Yes.
28. Do you show dogs?
To my utter dismay, no. That isn't sarcastic by the way
29. Do you hang up on your parents if they ring you?
Occasionally.
30. Do you like a giant chippy?
As long as there isn't a giant queue at the counter, yes.
31. Are you allergic to Shreddies?
No.
32. Do you hate sunglasses?
No. Hate is such a strong word.
33. Are you bored right now?
Sort of.
34. Are you a Pink Floyd fanatic?
Not a fanatic, but I like them alot.
35. Are you an Iron Maiden fanatic?
Not particularly, but they're good.
36. Do computers annoy you?
At times.
37. Do you argue with people waiting in the chip shop because they are wearing a Newcastle shirt?
No. I argue with them because often they are making me wait too long for my chips.
38. Do you think the number 38 is exceedingly lucky?
No, but 36 is for me. Close.
39. Do you have a 3-year-old nephew who keeps taking his clothes off in public and running around when you take him out?
I have no nephews. Streaking or otherwise.
40. Do you envy everyone?
I envy no-one.
41. Do you give buskers 10 pound notes?
No, I occasionally give them appreciatory nods, but never cash.
42. Do you like going in Woolworths and looking at football DVD's you can't afford?
No. I prefer spending my time in Woolworths pressing the 'Try Me!' buttons on noisy toys.
43. Does your eye hurt?
If I'm poked in it, yes.
44. Do you rage at the speakers on your PC when they break down?
No. I simply destroy them.
45. Do you have big brown patches on your lawn?
No, they are yellow patches.
46. Are you eating a pack of fudge?
Not now.
47. Is that David Bowie song floating round your head again and again?
No, but that Black Sabbath one usually is.
48. Do you laugh at people with odd hair?
Always. I sometimes stand and point too.
49. Does the word 'bogey' make you laugh hysterically?
If used in a funny context, yes. But not in the way those Dick and Dom twats use it.
50. Do you go on 606 under the name NordonWooler2?
Funnily enough, no.
Yes.
2. Do you own a telescope?
No.
3. Have you exalted someone today?
Yes.
4. Have you ever sang in the street?
Yes.
5. Do you wear a replica football shirt everywhere?
No.
6. Are you an insomniac?
Not anymore.
7. Do you watch Match of the Day?
Yes.
8. Do you let off loads of fireworks on bonfire night?
No.
9. Do you stay up all night on Christmas Eve looking at Santa tracker sites?
No.
10. Do you love beer?
Yes.
11. Do you watch The Simpsons?
Yes.
12. Do you keep whistling Tom Hark in the supermarket for no other reason than its a habit?
No.
13. Do you ever play golf?
No.
14. Do you like dogs?
Yes. But not in the way Keith Lard does.
15. Do you skulk around looking for vampires around the dark town when you get insomnia and then run when you see a shadow?
No.
16. Can you play the kazoo?
I've never tried so I don't know.
17. Do you ignore the alarm clock?
Always.
18. Do you like German cake?
No. It's German.
19. Do you like cake full stop?
Of course I do.
20. Do you crave cake?
No.
21. Would you sell the world for a cake?
It's not mine to sell.
22. Do you like cake with coffee?
I'd prefer a cigarette.
23. Do you like cake dunked in coffee?
If I can have a cigarette yes.
24. Do you like stayiong up till 5 am watching Lord of the Rings and eating cake?
No.
25. Are you lonely and unhappy?
Not like I used to be.
26. Do you like playing connect4?
Not particularly.
27. Do you enjoy a spot of posting on the 606?
Yes.
28. Do you show dogs?
To my utter dismay, no. That isn't sarcastic by the way
29. Do you hang up on your parents if they ring you?
Occasionally.
30. Do you like a giant chippy?
As long as there isn't a giant queue at the counter, yes.
31. Are you allergic to Shreddies?
No.
32. Do you hate sunglasses?
No. Hate is such a strong word.
33. Are you bored right now?
Sort of.
34. Are you a Pink Floyd fanatic?
Not a fanatic, but I like them alot.
35. Are you an Iron Maiden fanatic?
Not particularly, but they're good.
36. Do computers annoy you?
At times.
37. Do you argue with people waiting in the chip shop because they are wearing a Newcastle shirt?
No. I argue with them because often they are making me wait too long for my chips.
38. Do you think the number 38 is exceedingly lucky?
No, but 36 is for me. Close.
39. Do you have a 3-year-old nephew who keeps taking his clothes off in public and running around when you take him out?
I have no nephews. Streaking or otherwise.
40. Do you envy everyone?
I envy no-one.
41. Do you give buskers 10 pound notes?
No, I occasionally give them appreciatory nods, but never cash.
42. Do you like going in Woolworths and looking at football DVD's you can't afford?
No. I prefer spending my time in Woolworths pressing the 'Try Me!' buttons on noisy toys.
43. Does your eye hurt?
If I'm poked in it, yes.
44. Do you rage at the speakers on your PC when they break down?
No. I simply destroy them.
45. Do you have big brown patches on your lawn?
No, they are yellow patches.
46. Are you eating a pack of fudge?
Not now.
47. Is that David Bowie song floating round your head again and again?
No, but that Black Sabbath one usually is.
48. Do you laugh at people with odd hair?
Always. I sometimes stand and point too.
49. Does the word 'bogey' make you laugh hysterically?
If used in a funny context, yes. But not in the way those Dick and Dom twats use it.
50. Do you go on 606 under the name NordonWooler2?
Funnily enough, no.