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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 23, 2006 13:32:04 GMT -1
The A2V Ordeal
1) In absence of me not having a middle name, due to godless heathens nature of my family. Guess my first name :
2) Which car makers name tranlates from Latin to English as 'I roll' :
3) Complete the phrase 'If you've never seen an elephant ski ...... :
4) What is Burling :
5) What wood is the ideal wood to make a fantasy shed from :
6) Which oscar winning actress appeared in the film 'So I Married an Axe Murderer' :
7) In Shippers beats me to wooing Anneka Rice, who would be my next ideal women (there are 2, you'll score a point for either!!) :
8) Why do I need you to come and get your shit out of my locker :
9) Name the Banana Splits :
10) What's my favourite song :
11) How should 'fraggles' from 'fraggle rock' be stored :
12) Name the single worse thing that can happen to a man :
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Post by johngannonstoupe on Jun 23, 2006 13:38:56 GMT -1
The A2V Ordeal1) In absence of me not having a middle name, due to godless heathens nature of my family. Guess my first name : Tony (named after TC) 2) Which car makers name tranlates from Latin to English as 'I roll' : Renault 3) Complete the phrase 'If you've never seen an elephant ski ...... : Then you haben't lived 4) What is Burling : A buddhist method of masturbation, involving incense and candle wax 5) What wood is the ideal wood to make a fantasy shed from : OAK 6) Which oscar winning actress appeared in the film 'So I Married an Axe Murderer' : Jenna Jameson 7) In Shippers beats me to wooing Anneka Rice, who would be my next ideal women (there are 2, you'll score a point for either!!) : Floella Benjamin and Moira Stewart 8) Why do I need you to come and get your shit out of my locker : because dumping in your locker is unfriendly and unhygenic 9) Name the Banana Splits : Ban and Ana 10) What's my favourite song : The reasy chip butty song/united we stand by sham 69 11) How should 'fraggles' from 'fraggle rock' be stored : Pickled in vinegar then deep frozen 12) Name the single worse thing that can happen to a man: castration : |
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Post by Shippers on Jun 23, 2006 13:39:32 GMT -1
1) In absence of me not having a middle name, due to godless heathens nature of my family. Guess my first name :
Phillip
2) Which car makers name tranlates from Latin to English as 'I roll' :
Vauxhall?
3) Complete the phrase 'If you've never seen an elephant ski ...... :
Go fuck yourself San Diego
4) What is Burling :
The only sport Scotland are god at
5) What wood is the ideal wood to make a fantasy shed from :
mdf? ply wood? Mdf? Ply wood? Surely the answer is rich mahogany?
6) Which oscar winning actress appeared in the film 'So I Married an Axe Murderer' :
Don't know, but I OWN the damn thing!
7) In Shippers beats me to wooing Anneka Rice, who would be my next ideal women (there are 2, you'll score a point for either!!) :
Michella Strachan & Pam Ayres
8) Why do I need you to come and get your shit out of my locker :
Cos you left it on my porch (and I believe its crap)
9) Name the Banana Splits : ARRGGGHHHHHH memory failure, dave, dozey, micky, beaky & titch
10) What's my favourite song :
Save your love - Rene & Renata. No seriously something by Belle & Sebastian, but don't know what. Can I have half a point please?
11) How should 'fraggles' from 'fraggle rock' be stored :
It depends on the size and with of container, and which fraggles you have. Personally I'm an advocate of the horizontal top and tail method, whereby fraggles are alternated in opposite directions.
12) Name the single worse thing that can happen to a man :
He could have his cock chopped off and thrown from the window of a moving car
What do I win?
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Post by Shippers on Jun 23, 2006 13:42:29 GMT -1
do mine do mine!
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Post by Greenday Everyday on Jun 23, 2006 13:43:39 GMT -1
The A2V Ordeal1) In absence of me not having a middle name, due to godless heathens nature of my family. Guess my first name : Adrian 2) Which car makers name tranlates from Latin to English as 'I roll' : Fiat 3) Complete the phrase 'If you've never seen an elephant ski ...... : Hanibal could give you a few tips. 4) What is Burling : Curling with house bricks 5) What wood is the ideal wood to make a fantasy shed from : Willow 6) Which oscar winning actress appeared in the film 'So I Married an Axe Murderer' :  7) In Shippers beats me to wooing Anneka Rice, who would be my next ideal women (there are 2, you'll score a point for either!!) : Annabel Croft, Suzie Perry 8) Why do I need you to come and get your shit out of my locker : Cos you need more room for your own shit. 9) Name the Banana Splits : Bingo, Drooper, Snork and I can never ever fucking remember the last one. Sorry! 10) What's my favourite song : Walking on Sunshine 11) How should 'fraggles' from 'fraggle rock' be stored : Inside out to preserve their colour 12) Name the single worse thing that can happen to a man : A full blown kick to his tackle in my opinion. |
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Post by Stan on Jun 23, 2006 13:44:08 GMT -1
1) In absence of me not having a middle name, due to godless heathens nature of my family. Guess my first name : Stephan (surname dennis)
2) Which car makers name tranlates from Latin to English as 'I roll' : Volvo (and its scandinavian dude)
3) Complete the phrase 'If you've never seen an elephant ski ...... : get your sen down to the local downhill lake
4) What is Burling : Dropping the kids off
5) What wood is the ideal wood to make a fantasy shed from : Steel GRRRRR
6) Which oscar winning actress appeared in the film 'So I Married an Axe Murderer' : The fitter of the two from cagney & lacey
7) In Shippers beats me to wooing Anneka Rice, who would be my next ideal women (there are 2, you'll score a point for either!!) : Arthur scargill, or penny from GMTV
8) Why do I need you to come and get your shit out of my locker : eh? I didn't shit in your locker
9) Name the Banana Splits : Bollocks, shitty ass, quim and steven
10) What's my favourite song : Nessun dorma
11) How should 'fraggles' from 'fraggle rock' be stored : on their sides away from direct sunlight
12) Name the single worse thing that can happen to a man: trapping his knob in a zip!
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 23, 2006 13:48:19 GMT -1
1) In absence of me not having a middle name, due to godless heathens nature of my family. Guess my first name : Albert. 2) Which car makers name tranlates from Latin to English as 'I roll' : Volvo 3) Complete the phrase 'If you've never seen an elephant ski ...... : backwards 4) What is Burling : aristocratic vomiting contest 5) What wood is the ideal wood to make a fantasy shed from : Oak, surely... not MDF or Plywood. 6) Which oscar winning actress appeared in the film 'So I Married an Axe Murderer' : I forget but she was quite cute, no? 7) If Shippers beats me to wooing Anneka Rice, who would be my next ideal women (there are 2, you'll score a point for either!!) : Ulrika? 8) Why do I need you to come and get your shit out of my locker : Jupe? where you been all these years?!  9) Name the Banana Splits : There was a bear and one of them had a shit bass guitar...beyond that, nothing... 10) What's my favourite song : some call me the space cowboy 11) How should 'fraggles' from 'fraggle rock' be stored : If I'd only been born a couple of years sooner!  12) Name the single worse thing that can happen to a man: Probably involves bleeding to death through the torn stump of your genitalia but who am I to judge?! |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 23, 2006 14:13:11 GMT -1
Any more for an more, .............. answers in 10mins!!
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 23, 2006 14:19:41 GMT -1
I'm going home soon!!! Could check there though I suppose  |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 23, 2006 14:37:02 GMT -1
Bastard people expecting me to work, sorry all!!
Results are;
JGT - (0 actual points) but I'll score you points for 4, 7, 11 & 12 because I was fond of them (3 points)!
Shippers - (2 actual points), but bonus points for mentioning Belle & Sebastian, Pam Ayres (4 points)
GDED - (0 actual points) -1 point for mentioning Annabel Croft, but bonuses for getting close on 9, and for 4 (1 point)
stan - (0 actual points) points for getting close on 12, mentioning Scargill but -5 for thinking I'm Stephan Dennis, nature isn't that cruel (-3 points)
jh - (1 actual point) bonuses for 12, 5& 8 (4 points)
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Post by Shippers on Jun 23, 2006 14:44:37 GMT -1
what 2 did i get? did I win? I don't understand!
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Post by johngannonstoupe on Jun 23, 2006 14:46:40 GMT -1
What are the actual answers though A2V? How do I learn, without the answers?
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 23, 2006 14:47:35 GMT -1
The A2V Ordeal
The answer
1) In absence of me not having a middle name, due to godless heathens nature of my family. Guess my first name : Kieran, which is entirely spurious as it translate fro irish to english as 'the black prince' and I am neither black or a prince
2) Which car makers name tranlates from Latin to English as 'I roll' : Volvo
3) Complete the phrase 'If you've never seen an elephant ski ...... : 'then you've never been on acid' Eddie Izzard ..... it off the Glorious show, I think.
4) What is Burling : It's another name for the daft candian sport of log rolling
5) What wood is the ideal wood to make a fantasy shed from : Mahogany, the shed environment must a refined one!!
6) Which oscar winning actress appeared in the film 'So I Married an Axe Murderer' : ex casualty actress Brenda Fricker (jh I you fancied her, I'm very concerned ;-) )
7) In Shippers beats me to wooing Anneka Rice, who would be my next ideal women (there are 2, you'll score a point for either!!) : Janet Ellis (homely & nuturing), Selma Hayek (for sex & lots of it!!)
8) Why do I need you to come and get your shit out of my locker : Cos I haven't got room for my nun- chucks (Napolean Dynamite)
9) Name the Banana Splits : Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snorkle
10) What's my favourite song : There She Goes by The La's
11) How should 'fraggles' from 'fraggle rock' be stored : Top & Tail them
12) Name the single worse thing that can happen to a man : Pubic hair/nob stuck in zip!!
Thanks for playing!!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 23, 2006 14:49:12 GMT -1
What are the actual answers though A2V? How do I learn, without the answers? I hope that I have now sated both yours and Shippers thirst for knowledge!!  |
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Post by Shippers on Jun 23, 2006 14:51:09 GMT -1
my answer to 8 was close (napoleon dynamite theme), and where did you get the fraggle answer?
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Post by Shippers on Jun 23, 2006 14:51:39 GMT -1
oh and I win!
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Post by johngannonstoupe on Jun 23, 2006 14:54:25 GMT -1
thankyou A2V. I wouldn't want a shed made of mahogany - thats just poncy. I still think that my definition of burling was better than the real one.
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Post by Greenday Everyday on Jun 23, 2006 14:57:48 GMT -1
Fleagle, fucking Fleagle, I never remember that and I ensure you by tomorrow I will have forgotten again.
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 23, 2006 15:39:40 GMT -1
my answer to 8 was close (napoleon dynamite theme), and where did you get the fraggle answer? You did get close with the Napolean Dynamite question, I finally saw the film on Tuesday and thoroughly enjoyed. So thanks for turning me onto that one. I'm sure I'll get round to watching Anchorman, at some point. The Fraggle answer is a general rule of thumb, and if given thought is the only logical answer!! |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 23, 2006 15:43:32 GMT -1
thankyou A2V. I wouldn't want a shed made of mahogany - thats just poncy. I still think that my definition of burling was better than the real one. A shed made of mahogany would mark a man out as a stylish man, who enjoyed the finer things in life. I liked your burling answer very much and agreed it was much better than the real answer, which is why I awarded a bonus point for it. |
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