Post by Mrs H on Nov 26, 2007 13:43:21 GMT -1
Is POG a virgin?
I think POG’s sex life parallels that of his football team, he’s tried many times to get to the Premiership but always peaked too early in the season.
Is it true that you can't wear sandals on account of you hobbit like hairy toes?
*looks at feet*…They’re also blue and cream stripes a resemble Fimbles!!!!
Be honest, your constant rebuffing of Jules is a smokescreen, you are both obviously more than good friends. Furthermore you share a penchant for collecting rare butterflies!
I once read a book called The Collector. The main character collected butterflies but became obssessed with a women so he collected her too and kept her locked in his basement….I’ve scared myself now..
What's your favourite junction on the M18, and why?
Junction 3 to Doncaster. It means I’m 5 mins from my mates and a bottle of wine
Ok, so your starting a fresh but you can't financially afford a place by yourself. You decide to buy a house and decide to split the price with 3 other people from the 606 establishment. But you need to be careful of your selections bearing in mind any dirty habits/annoying gripes that might get on your tits. So who do you pick and why?
Ooo good question
1) Tom (GT) – He’s conscientious with money and is loyal with his friends. He’d have to keep the cock rock down though.
2) Pastie – Because he would always remember to put the bin out.
3) Cav – He used to be an estate agent so his charm would help with buying the place. Plus his room could be next to mine….
Barring a clash of fixtures, you’ll hopefully be coming to the Leeds v Northampton game in the New Year. What do you expect of the 606ers who will accompany you on the day?
Well I’m not entirely sure who’s coming but the ones I guess will be:
Travis – I expect him to be quite shy when we meet and virtually catatonic when he’s surrounded by 3 women just gabbing away at him.
The Berry Woman – I expect is like a pocket catherine wheel. Lively and fizzy.
Jenny Lollipop – Gorgeous inside and out. I expect she’s quite shy but genuinely lovely.
So, how do you feel inside now that there is only you to think about and not a Mr H? Do you feel more career minded focused now as opposed to family orientated?
I honestly don’t know how I feel about this. If I did then maybe I wouldn't be dreaded the coming month so much.
How much do you truly love CAV and would you let him impregnate you?
I love him very much. He’s been amazing over the last year and kept me laughing through the bad times and comforted me through the worst times. He’s truly a wonderful person.
Oh and our first baby is going to be called Rupert. ;D
On a serious note from your experience, is there anything you have learnt regarding your situation and thus, any advice you would give to anyone on the subject of Love, Relationships and Marriage?
I would say if you’re going to make a commitment to another person then sort out your problems and communicate before you do settle down. Don’t expect them or yourself to stay the same person as people evolve as they get older. If you love that person, love them for who they are and who they are going to become. If you can't love who they become then let them go and live your life.
So now your back on the market and a free agent, you have the ability to do as you wish. Go and have a 'little fun' if you will. But who would you pick to have your fun with from the 606 set up? (Including any who are Married, Taken, Gay, Female, Indian, Swahili, Extra terrestrial etc)
We all know the answer to that question!
What is the most embarrasing situation you have ever found yourself in and how did you get out of it ?
I don’t get embarrassed. I’m more likely to be the embarrassment for others!
You are playing a game where by you have to guess who is kissing you whilst being blindfolded. Number 1 has a go and its gentle no tongue or liplock. Number 2 has a go and gives you the tongue, he's been waiting for this it seems! It takes you by surprise but you like it. Number 3 has a go and completely sweeps you off your feet with a delicate kiss massaging your tongue and leaving you wanting more. So who do you think might have been number 1, number 2 and number 3!?
(The 3 that kissed you were all members of 606)
Is there a right answer to this?
Number 1 I would image is Travis
Number 2…who wouldn't mind a snog and would be quite good at it? Hulsey??
Number 3…I know that tongue…Mr Caversham ;D
Where do you want to be in 1, 5 and 10 years time?
In 1 year I would like to be in my own home preparing for an amazing Christmas.
In 5 years I would like to be in a better job and hopefully with a new man.
In 10 years I would like to have a couple of kids, be living in a rural location and writing for a living.
If you could star in any role, in any film of your choice, what would it be and why?
Lara Croft Tomb Raider…she gets guns, cool cars, sexy men and can get away with wearing hotpants with gun holsters.
What are your biggest turn ons and your biggest turn offs?
Biggest turn on’s are humour and charm
Biggest turn off’s are bad hygiene and stupidity (basically the majority of Blade fans)
Skips or Quavers?
Ooo I like both. They both make good crisp sandwiches.
Mrs H, you seem to like your films. If you could take elements from other movies you like, what would be your ultimate film?
The plot of Sense and Sensibility interspersed with the characters from Ghostbusters.
has she checked up anyone's police records?
No I don’t have access to them.
Apparently, Women have a great sense of distinguishing between men who are straight and men who are gay. So, are there any guys that you potentially think could bat the other way on the board?
Well 1 in 10 of you is gay so….actually no I can’t think of any of you that give out the gay vibe. I know Billy has a penchant for corduroy but I think that makes him more asexual.
Do you like Cucumbers or Bananas?
Cucumbers are evil but bananas bend.
A womble is travelling at 80mph on an intercity train from Warrington to Blackpool. At the same time Mrs O'Grady is cycling at 20mph down the wrong side of the A1. How many Police squad cars would need to be positioned in front of the train in order to save Mrs O'Grady from a grisly death at the level crossing?
This answer is specifically for A2V….Intercity trains don’t run from Warrington to Blackpool. (gets ready for trainspotter nerd alert alarm to go off).
Kiss on the cheek or shake the hand? (Unless of course said hand belongs to GFJ, in which case, the former option, obviously.)
Kiss on the cheek. (I’m sure Si isn’t the only magic pocketer on 606!)
Choose from the following two statements, repeating only the one you are willing to repeat:
1) I harbour a deep-seated desire to satisfy all the male members of 606 in a marathon session, while riding a bucking bronco machine.
2) I harbour a deep-seated love for Sheffield United Football Club, a love which can only be expressed by chaining myself naked to the centre circle at Bramall Lane for Bryan Robson's pleasure, and only to be moved during matches to the touchline, during which time I shall flagellate myself with briar roses.
Bucking Bronco for me please!
If you where a flower, what would you be?
I would be a white rose – Yorkshire, proud and hardy.
so what does she think of all the foreigners on the board?
They should go back to their own board where they came from. Coming over here taking our threads and posts. It’s a bloody disgrace. (Quote taken from the Daily Mail)
Dave Allen once described Sheffield Wednesday fans as cretins. What term do you think he'd attribute to the less desirable elements of your fanbase?
Shareholders
who would she sacrifice to blow up bramell lane?
I don’t want to blow it up because that would make me a terrorist and it would make an awful smell.
whats the real deal with the menage-a-trois (spozz and imp)?
We all like to lick minge.
5 people would like to have a drink with and why?
I can’t just choose 5. We’ve tried this before. I would love to meet up with loads of you to see whether you’re the same in real life.
what's the facination with cake?
Those who do not like cake do not like Brian Blessed and those that do not like Brian Blessed are blasphemers and he shall smite thee down with Domestos.
who scares her the most on here?
Nobody really scares me. Some can get a little too friendly but a kind “fuck off” normally sorts it.
who is most likely not to be like their personna on here?
I think Hannah is actually a 45 year old male college lecturer in Islamic Studies. ;D
who is most like their personna on here?
That’s hard to say I’ve only met a couple of you. DantheRed is probably closest to his online personna.
if she was a mother, who is most likely to be her child?
Is that who is most like me? Spozzler could be my daughter. We have a lot of the same personality traits.
What is the best sex you have ever had?
In a beautiful hotel in Leamington Spa. It was slow and perfect. Nothing like making real love to someone you deeply love.
Imagine the scenario, you're on a small charter flight across the Andes, there is a storm and the plane crashes. You are the only survivor, and although you know help is on the way, your remote location dictates that it could be a very long time before a rescue party arrives. To survive you must consume one of the three bodies that remain in an edible state. Fortunately, some the plane's catering facilities have remained intact, so you have three menu options; Fred West in a white wine sauce, garnished with mushrooms and green beans, an Osama Bin Laden based rissotto, or Neil Warnock prepared in a Scotch egg type coating.....
Which dish would you choose, and why?
Fred West please. I know his brother John makes adequate fish products.
Do you still consider curry house windows a natural aphrodisiac?
No I much prefer making love in the warm now where my buttocks are coated with Windowlene
Hull. What's the point? Discuss
It’s a place that makes you feel better about yourself…..because you don’t live there.
Why is your football club named after such a non-descript day of the week, when surely Friday and Saturday to name but two days, would be far more attractive options?
It was because the steel works had half day working on Wednesday’s so in the afternoon the workers would play football. Hence Sheffield Wednesday.
Thank you all. I hope the answers satify. Hello Jules I know I didn't mention you personally so here's a
I think POG’s sex life parallels that of his football team, he’s tried many times to get to the Premiership but always peaked too early in the season.
Is it true that you can't wear sandals on account of you hobbit like hairy toes?
*looks at feet*…They’re also blue and cream stripes a resemble Fimbles!!!!
Be honest, your constant rebuffing of Jules is a smokescreen, you are both obviously more than good friends. Furthermore you share a penchant for collecting rare butterflies!
I once read a book called The Collector. The main character collected butterflies but became obssessed with a women so he collected her too and kept her locked in his basement….I’ve scared myself now..
What's your favourite junction on the M18, and why?
Junction 3 to Doncaster. It means I’m 5 mins from my mates and a bottle of wine
Ok, so your starting a fresh but you can't financially afford a place by yourself. You decide to buy a house and decide to split the price with 3 other people from the 606 establishment. But you need to be careful of your selections bearing in mind any dirty habits/annoying gripes that might get on your tits. So who do you pick and why?
Ooo good question
1) Tom (GT) – He’s conscientious with money and is loyal with his friends. He’d have to keep the cock rock down though.
2) Pastie – Because he would always remember to put the bin out.
3) Cav – He used to be an estate agent so his charm would help with buying the place. Plus his room could be next to mine….
Barring a clash of fixtures, you’ll hopefully be coming to the Leeds v Northampton game in the New Year. What do you expect of the 606ers who will accompany you on the day?
Well I’m not entirely sure who’s coming but the ones I guess will be:
Travis – I expect him to be quite shy when we meet and virtually catatonic when he’s surrounded by 3 women just gabbing away at him.
The Berry Woman – I expect is like a pocket catherine wheel. Lively and fizzy.
Jenny Lollipop – Gorgeous inside and out. I expect she’s quite shy but genuinely lovely.
So, how do you feel inside now that there is only you to think about and not a Mr H? Do you feel more career minded focused now as opposed to family orientated?
I honestly don’t know how I feel about this. If I did then maybe I wouldn't be dreaded the coming month so much.
How much do you truly love CAV and would you let him impregnate you?
I love him very much. He’s been amazing over the last year and kept me laughing through the bad times and comforted me through the worst times. He’s truly a wonderful person.
Oh and our first baby is going to be called Rupert. ;D
On a serious note from your experience, is there anything you have learnt regarding your situation and thus, any advice you would give to anyone on the subject of Love, Relationships and Marriage?
I would say if you’re going to make a commitment to another person then sort out your problems and communicate before you do settle down. Don’t expect them or yourself to stay the same person as people evolve as they get older. If you love that person, love them for who they are and who they are going to become. If you can't love who they become then let them go and live your life.
So now your back on the market and a free agent, you have the ability to do as you wish. Go and have a 'little fun' if you will. But who would you pick to have your fun with from the 606 set up? (Including any who are Married, Taken, Gay, Female, Indian, Swahili, Extra terrestrial etc)
We all know the answer to that question!
What is the most embarrasing situation you have ever found yourself in and how did you get out of it ?
I don’t get embarrassed. I’m more likely to be the embarrassment for others!
You are playing a game where by you have to guess who is kissing you whilst being blindfolded. Number 1 has a go and its gentle no tongue or liplock. Number 2 has a go and gives you the tongue, he's been waiting for this it seems! It takes you by surprise but you like it. Number 3 has a go and completely sweeps you off your feet with a delicate kiss massaging your tongue and leaving you wanting more. So who do you think might have been number 1, number 2 and number 3!?
(The 3 that kissed you were all members of 606)
Is there a right answer to this?
Number 1 I would image is Travis
Number 2…who wouldn't mind a snog and would be quite good at it? Hulsey??
Number 3…I know that tongue…Mr Caversham ;D
Where do you want to be in 1, 5 and 10 years time?
In 1 year I would like to be in my own home preparing for an amazing Christmas.
In 5 years I would like to be in a better job and hopefully with a new man.
In 10 years I would like to have a couple of kids, be living in a rural location and writing for a living.
If you could star in any role, in any film of your choice, what would it be and why?
Lara Croft Tomb Raider…she gets guns, cool cars, sexy men and can get away with wearing hotpants with gun holsters.
What are your biggest turn ons and your biggest turn offs?
Biggest turn on’s are humour and charm
Biggest turn off’s are bad hygiene and stupidity (basically the majority of Blade fans)
Skips or Quavers?
Ooo I like both. They both make good crisp sandwiches.
Mrs H, you seem to like your films. If you could take elements from other movies you like, what would be your ultimate film?
The plot of Sense and Sensibility interspersed with the characters from Ghostbusters.
has she checked up anyone's police records?
No I don’t have access to them.
Apparently, Women have a great sense of distinguishing between men who are straight and men who are gay. So, are there any guys that you potentially think could bat the other way on the board?
Well 1 in 10 of you is gay so….actually no I can’t think of any of you that give out the gay vibe. I know Billy has a penchant for corduroy but I think that makes him more asexual.
Do you like Cucumbers or Bananas?
Cucumbers are evil but bananas bend.
A womble is travelling at 80mph on an intercity train from Warrington to Blackpool. At the same time Mrs O'Grady is cycling at 20mph down the wrong side of the A1. How many Police squad cars would need to be positioned in front of the train in order to save Mrs O'Grady from a grisly death at the level crossing?
This answer is specifically for A2V….Intercity trains don’t run from Warrington to Blackpool. (gets ready for trainspotter nerd alert alarm to go off).
Kiss on the cheek or shake the hand? (Unless of course said hand belongs to GFJ, in which case, the former option, obviously.)
Kiss on the cheek. (I’m sure Si isn’t the only magic pocketer on 606!)
Choose from the following two statements, repeating only the one you are willing to repeat:
1) I harbour a deep-seated desire to satisfy all the male members of 606 in a marathon session, while riding a bucking bronco machine.
2) I harbour a deep-seated love for Sheffield United Football Club, a love which can only be expressed by chaining myself naked to the centre circle at Bramall Lane for Bryan Robson's pleasure, and only to be moved during matches to the touchline, during which time I shall flagellate myself with briar roses.
Bucking Bronco for me please!
If you where a flower, what would you be?
I would be a white rose – Yorkshire, proud and hardy.
so what does she think of all the foreigners on the board?
They should go back to their own board where they came from. Coming over here taking our threads and posts. It’s a bloody disgrace. (Quote taken from the Daily Mail)
Dave Allen once described Sheffield Wednesday fans as cretins. What term do you think he'd attribute to the less desirable elements of your fanbase?
Shareholders
who would she sacrifice to blow up bramell lane?
I don’t want to blow it up because that would make me a terrorist and it would make an awful smell.
whats the real deal with the menage-a-trois (spozz and imp)?
We all like to lick minge.
5 people would like to have a drink with and why?
I can’t just choose 5. We’ve tried this before. I would love to meet up with loads of you to see whether you’re the same in real life.
what's the facination with cake?
Those who do not like cake do not like Brian Blessed and those that do not like Brian Blessed are blasphemers and he shall smite thee down with Domestos.
who scares her the most on here?
Nobody really scares me. Some can get a little too friendly but a kind “fuck off” normally sorts it.
who is most likely not to be like their personna on here?
I think Hannah is actually a 45 year old male college lecturer in Islamic Studies. ;D
who is most like their personna on here?
That’s hard to say I’ve only met a couple of you. DantheRed is probably closest to his online personna.
if she was a mother, who is most likely to be her child?
Is that who is most like me? Spozzler could be my daughter. We have a lot of the same personality traits.
What is the best sex you have ever had?
In a beautiful hotel in Leamington Spa. It was slow and perfect. Nothing like making real love to someone you deeply love.
Imagine the scenario, you're on a small charter flight across the Andes, there is a storm and the plane crashes. You are the only survivor, and although you know help is on the way, your remote location dictates that it could be a very long time before a rescue party arrives. To survive you must consume one of the three bodies that remain in an edible state. Fortunately, some the plane's catering facilities have remained intact, so you have three menu options; Fred West in a white wine sauce, garnished with mushrooms and green beans, an Osama Bin Laden based rissotto, or Neil Warnock prepared in a Scotch egg type coating.....
Which dish would you choose, and why?
Fred West please. I know his brother John makes adequate fish products.
Do you still consider curry house windows a natural aphrodisiac?
No I much prefer making love in the warm now where my buttocks are coated with Windowlene
Hull. What's the point? Discuss
It’s a place that makes you feel better about yourself…..because you don’t live there.
Why is your football club named after such a non-descript day of the week, when surely Friday and Saturday to name but two days, would be far more attractive options?
It was because the steel works had half day working on Wednesday’s so in the afternoon the workers would play football. Hence Sheffield Wednesday.
Thank you all. I hope the answers satify. Hello Jules I know I didn't mention you personally so here's a