Post by Giar on Nov 25, 2006 14:22:13 GMT -1
i know its early but ive got 4 days off so it was a case of getting them done when ever i had the spare time
As I am an atheist...why is it good to have 'nothing' as a royal?
hmmmmm, there are 2 ways of looking at my poster name, 1st one being is it THE god that im referring to or just a warped part of my over-sized ego going into over drive
or there is the other way were quite frankly you are just plain fooking stupid to not see the obvious presence of a higher being after our unprecedented rise to the top which we have done with grace and style
How long is a piece of string?
no matter how long it will always get dwarfed by the monster i keep in my trousers
Apart from yourself, who do you rate as 'most studly'?
well for starters its not that fake pretender that we know as CAV so im going to go for rulesaint ;D
Do people actually live in reading?
well if you can class jacking up and going joy riding to slough as living then yes they do baby
Reading. discuss
the true home of football that will always hold a place in my heart, but these days a shit town full of junkies, but if you fancy a shag and dont fancy lowering yourself enough to go to swindon then your as good as laid before you get off the train at reading station, LOADS of tarts
You clearly have low morals, in fact maybe none at all. What's the perviest thing you've ever done?
i once had sex at thatcham train station in the middle of the day with a bit of an audience stood on the platform giving me moral support
Are you a virgin?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats a no BTW
Do you miss your in depth discussions with A2V?
yes i do in fact, its always nice when im sat at work in a bit of a strop to be reminded that there is a more sad, bitter and pathetic person in this world. plus i do love a good squabble
You seem to get on well with JJ. How come you don't realize he's a C*nt? Are you stupid?
lets face it were all cocks depending on who you ask the guy makes me laugh and has always taken my comments in the right way so that makes him a top man in my books because i cant stand people who take life too seriously *cough*DBT*cough* ;D
Did you study being a perv, or is that just something that comes naturally to you?
i have done extensive training in truth and i have learned from THE BEST!!! nobody on here but if you ever want to learn go and talk to any long distance nation express drivers. those guys take the word filth to a new level
Compare your 10 favourite posters to animals.
super= a swan, a royal bird in the royal county a species ide be happy to protect let alone for the queen
CAV= howler monkey, looks like one plus its damn quiet when he's not about
KH= a dog good fun messing around with during walkies on other MB
JJ= camelion, has recently changed in my eyes cause before i saw his pic i thought he was bald
BILLY= sloth, always seems to be chilled and relaxed
rule= house cat, freindly and cool but has his own way of doing things
fizz= an albino rabbit, she's a leeds fan so that explains the albino part...
HURLOCK= a whale, very theraputic in the shrink surgery we had going just like listening to whale sounds
morts= a pig, the guy can hardly ever get out of his house so the place must be a stye
arnie= a galapigos turtle, old but cool
thats 10 sorry to anybody else
Your spelling and grammar are appalling. Are you really that thick or just too lazy to spell properly?
well in truth i am quite majorly dyslexic so i do struggle quite a bit, then mix that with the fact that im one seriously lazy mofo and...
Do people who are reading in reading read reading results?
they do indeed, we are in the royal county so the large proportion of people round here happen to be well educated and intelligent. but for the rest of us unlike up north we can afford TV's so we can always catch up with the results on there
Did you ever do that girl from outside the shop?
which one? if you mean the Chinese credit card girl then unfortunately not, but she will be back and she WILL be mine
How do you get your hair to look as bad as it does?
well its taken allot of practice and training from one of my hairdresser mate, and the fact that i wake up to late ever morning and dont have the time or the motivation to sort it
The Asian cricket board. Discuss
a crime against humanity when it was taken down, one of the last BBC MB's i could go on and be really un-PC with comments that i wont post on here cause i have to think of the kiddies
who is the most annoying on the talking thread?
im not going to be mean to nordon cause i thought he was funny, who cares if he talks out of his arse cause to a certain extent we all give out a different persona from reality on here
so im going to go with Katie cause she is always checking out my arse
Who's more likely to get a shag first: JJ or Chopper?
LOL, neither baby!! i mean really who would in their rite mind go near either when there are men like me in this world who have more sex appeal in their toe nails then those 2 put together
"God is a Royal"? is he?
check the 1st part of the 1st question! i dont have a big head at all honest
Do you prefer custard or ice cream when accompanying roobarb?
neither, i prefer some rope, a solid well built chair, a flick knife and alot of time on my hands
You flirt a lot on here. There is a saying that "he who flirts most has the tiniest cock". What are your views?
load of bollocks, the people who come up with phrases like that are the peeps in this world who cant even get women so nobody even know how big their cock is apart from their mum, come down to Newbury, reading or swindon, and ask about wont take you long to find out what is lurking in my loins
Liverpool. discuss
glue sniffing, ASBO loving scum of the earth, with demented fans who just cant get their head round the fact that they fluked the champs league and just arnt even in contention for the league these days and wont be for a long time. so all in all filthy SCUM
Drugs (all drugs) are dangerous. Discuss
yep indeedy they are but my GOD their fun, anybody for a crack pipe?
To what extent is KH the coolest guy on the messageboard?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm he's a damn cool fella and has been one of my fave fellow posters for a long time even back in the BBC days BUT he's still a far distant second to the almighty GIAR
Do you deliberately get into arguments or do they just follow you around?
i have to admit i do a bit of both, depending on if i think the MB needs a kick into life at all ;D
but mainly i will say they seem to follow me about, i like to speak my mind and if i think somebody is a twat they will be told. not my fault that some people are just bitter fooks who dont like it when people go against the grain and actually stand up to them instead of caving to majority rules
Watford are staying up along with reading for certain! who should go down?
hmmm if you say so but if not them, Charlton, the blunts and either boro or Newcastle depending on which one sacks their shit manager 1st
Match each of the "talkers" to a pizza topping
i think rule managed to get this about spot on for me last week in his answers, plus i dont really want to think about food too much more cause im starving
Blonde or Brunette?
how can i make a sweeping statement like that? i love ALL women
Lots of lovely ladies on this board. Name the 3 most do-able.
damn thats a hard question
well she is a fellow royal so super has to be in there, always like the thought of in the car park looking up at the big windmill thing
fizz is a definite, i have to admit ide love to knock the spots off you babe
im a bit stuck between lolly and jess now, cause there are both finger licking good, but seeing as i havnt seen jess on here for a while im going to go for lolly also cause the thought of a leeds sandwich with the 2 jens is..........................
When Watford finish above Reading this season, will you be downhearted?
nah cause i will be too busy laughing at this question still. the next ice age will happen before that
Who is your favorite drum & bass MC?
dont really mind who, as long as an MC doesn't overpower the music and constantly scream for rewind im happy, im there for the beats not the chav fuck with the mic, they should always know their place
What’s your favourite position?
depends on the mood, and im feeling lazy at the mo so its with the bird on top, with her fac..................................ohh hold on are you actually on about football
Do you roll from the left or the right?
left
How many notches on your bedpost?
i have had lots of sex but ive never liked the idea of shagging about all the time so im only up to about 17 dif birds
The park or the nightclub?
i wonder who this was from
a lie down in the park under a willow tree during the day then to the nightclub to tick off another part of the list
Can I join your betting syndicate?
yeah as long as you have a spare £2k minimum, might want to tell me in person instead of incognito though
Which 5 606ers would you most like to slap with a wet fish?
top of the list HAS to be roobarb i mean really what a sad excuse for a human
morts, just cause the guy need help to get out of the house a bit more and i think it might just help
sooz, cause i think she might just enjoy it
DBT cause he need to chill the fook out instead of taking things so seriously
SG cause well i think i might like it and i reckon she's up for more than she lets on
Who do you get on best with on 606?
damn thats surprisingly tough cause i interact with dif peeps depending on my mood, but i guess it would be super cause she is the only one ive spent time with in real life and she is a top lass ;D
Do you actually do any work, ever? And sitting posting on 606 and eating brekkie does not count!!
that depends on what you class as work, but i think i do cause believe it or not no matter the time spent posting im still one of the best sales men in the company even though im not in any of the busy shops, yes baby i rock
What would you most like to get as a Christmas present this year?
not after much this year i just want my slightly poorly 89 year old nan to be well enough to be able to join us for xmas lunch
What's the weirdest place you've ever woken up?
on the clock tower in Newbury high street at about 10 in the morning with people walking past and me hugging a traffic cone
Out of the gents on 606, who do you respect most and why?
respect wise ide say jh cause even though we have had the odd difference he was actually able to put his points across in a 1/2 decent manner that wasn't childish and pathetic unlike the likes of roobarb & A2V, so fair play to him
"If" you were gay, which 3 posters would you most prefer to take up the shit chute?
dear god who the hell asked this?!?!?!?!?!?! i did say ide answer all the questions so......
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
JJ cause i think he asked the question below so i think im in there already
arnie, cause i always wondered what chandler bings cum face was like and thats as close as ill come to finding out (before you asked it was to do with a rather stoned convo about cum faces whilst watching Friends)
roobarb, some times i like getting rough and anything that makes that guy suffer is good in my book ;D
You seem like a top bloke to me. Fancy a pint?
NEVER one to turn down a brew so go on then
Match each of the old 2 team to an alcoholic drink and explain why
super= champagne for obvious reason
rule= WKD bubbly and light
KH= gin, goes well with so many things even drinkable on its own
pureoldgold= sambuca with the gold flakes in it
morts= vodka, too much and it all starts to make your stomach turn
forza= imported cheep wine cause i still think he is into the trafficking business
TGI= scotch..............bloody rangers
redblue= stella cause no matter how much you have he's always back in your belly soon ;D
have i missed somebody?
Cav thinks he is the bees knees of Reading posters. Do you agree? (surprisingly this isn’t from Cav!)
HAHAHAHAHA he has been my underling for a while now and deep down he knows it but im just not mean enough to put him in his place properly
Where's my fucking limo?!
coming baby, along with a week filled with fun and honey
GIAR do you believe that flatulent scousers should be present at all UN Security Conferences if so why?
yeah why not, they spend so much time at those things talking about shit, so why not let the real shit in this world in to join in. arnt they all flatulent though? how would you chose which one's get to go?
An old lady totters into your shop and falls asleep whilst talking to you. What would you do?
stick as many pencils and pens in her nose and ears, draw on an even bigger tash on than she already has then wake her up and see how long it takes her to notice
If you were locked up in a prison cell for the rest of your life and you could chose to have only one person with you - which poster would you pick? and why?
fizz cause i already have a big mental list of things we could do to keep busy and im shure i wouldn't find it too hard to fill the next few years i would have gone for super, but top of the list is to convert her to a royal so now challenge on that front, because super already has impeccable taste
There is a strong suspicion on here that you, Cav, URZZZZZZ, SSW, Arnie and FesterRoyal are the same person seeing as it's inconceivable that such a poorly supported team can have that many posters on the board. Is this true?
hmmmmmmm, NO you silly cretin!!!!!! average attendance to capacity of stadium show we arnt struggling for fans these day
who ever asked this i hope your able to fill your ground week in week out
As I am an atheist...why is it good to have 'nothing' as a royal?
hmmmmm, there are 2 ways of looking at my poster name, 1st one being is it THE god that im referring to or just a warped part of my over-sized ego going into over drive
or there is the other way were quite frankly you are just plain fooking stupid to not see the obvious presence of a higher being after our unprecedented rise to the top which we have done with grace and style
How long is a piece of string?
no matter how long it will always get dwarfed by the monster i keep in my trousers
Apart from yourself, who do you rate as 'most studly'?
well for starters its not that fake pretender that we know as CAV so im going to go for rulesaint ;D
Do people actually live in reading?
well if you can class jacking up and going joy riding to slough as living then yes they do baby
Reading. discuss
the true home of football that will always hold a place in my heart, but these days a shit town full of junkies, but if you fancy a shag and dont fancy lowering yourself enough to go to swindon then your as good as laid before you get off the train at reading station, LOADS of tarts
You clearly have low morals, in fact maybe none at all. What's the perviest thing you've ever done?
i once had sex at thatcham train station in the middle of the day with a bit of an audience stood on the platform giving me moral support
Are you a virgin?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats a no BTW
Do you miss your in depth discussions with A2V?
yes i do in fact, its always nice when im sat at work in a bit of a strop to be reminded that there is a more sad, bitter and pathetic person in this world. plus i do love a good squabble
You seem to get on well with JJ. How come you don't realize he's a C*nt? Are you stupid?
lets face it were all cocks depending on who you ask
the guy makes me laugh and has always taken my comments in the right way so that makes him a top man in my books because i cant stand people who take life too seriously *cough*DBT*cough* ;DDid you study being a perv, or is that just something that comes naturally to you?
i have done extensive training in truth and i have learned from THE BEST!!! nobody on here but if you ever want to learn go and talk to any long distance nation express drivers. those guys take the word filth to a new level
Compare your 10 favourite posters to animals.
super= a swan, a royal bird in the royal county a species ide be happy to protect let alone for the queen
CAV= howler monkey, looks like one plus its damn quiet when he's not about
KH= a dog good fun messing around with during walkies on other MB
JJ= camelion, has recently changed in my eyes cause before i saw his pic i thought he was bald
BILLY= sloth, always seems to be chilled and relaxed
rule= house cat, freindly and cool but has his own way of doing things
fizz= an albino rabbit, she's a leeds fan so that explains the albino part...
HURLOCK= a whale, very theraputic in the shrink surgery we had going just like listening to whale sounds
morts= a pig, the guy can hardly ever get out of his house so the place must be a stye
arnie= a galapigos turtle, old but cool
thats 10 sorry to anybody else
Your spelling and grammar are appalling. Are you really that thick or just too lazy to spell properly?
well in truth i am quite majorly dyslexic so i do struggle quite a bit, then mix that with the fact that im one seriously lazy mofo and...
Do people who are reading in reading read reading results?
they do indeed, we are in the royal county so the large proportion of people round here happen to be well educated and intelligent. but for the rest of us unlike up north we can afford TV's so we can always catch up with the results on there
Did you ever do that girl from outside the shop?
which one? if you mean the Chinese credit card girl then unfortunately not, but she will be back and she WILL be mine
How do you get your hair to look as bad as it does?
well its taken allot of practice and training from one of my hairdresser mate, and the fact that i wake up to late ever morning and dont have the time or the motivation to sort it
The Asian cricket board. Discuss
a crime against humanity when it was taken down, one of the last BBC MB's i could go on and be really un-PC with comments that i wont post on here cause i have to think of the kiddies
who is the most annoying on the talking thread?
im not going to be mean to nordon cause i thought he was funny, who cares if he talks out of his arse cause to a certain extent we all give out a different persona from reality on here
so im going to go with Katie cause she is always checking out my arse
Who's more likely to get a shag first: JJ or Chopper?
LOL, neither baby!! i mean really who would in their rite mind go near either when there are men like me in this world who have more sex appeal in their toe nails then those 2 put together
"God is a Royal"? is he?
check the 1st part of the 1st question! i dont have a big head at all honest
Do you prefer custard or ice cream when accompanying roobarb?
neither, i prefer some rope, a solid well built chair, a flick knife and alot of time on my hands
You flirt a lot on here. There is a saying that "he who flirts most has the tiniest cock". What are your views?
load of bollocks, the people who come up with phrases like that are the peeps in this world who cant even get women so nobody even know how big their cock is apart from their mum, come down to Newbury, reading or swindon, and ask about wont take you long to find out what is lurking in my loins
Liverpool. discuss
glue sniffing, ASBO loving scum of the earth, with demented fans who just cant get their head round the fact that they fluked the champs league and just arnt even in contention for the league these days and wont be for a long time. so all in all filthy SCUM
Drugs (all drugs) are dangerous. Discuss
yep indeedy they are but my GOD their fun, anybody for a crack pipe?
To what extent is KH the coolest guy on the messageboard?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm he's a damn cool fella and has been one of my fave fellow posters for a long time even back in the BBC days BUT he's still a far distant second to the almighty GIAR
Do you deliberately get into arguments or do they just follow you around?
i have to admit i do a bit of both, depending on if i think the MB needs a kick into life at all ;D
but mainly i will say they seem to follow me about, i like to speak my mind and if i think somebody is a twat they will be told. not my fault that some people are just bitter fooks who dont like it when people go against the grain and actually stand up to them instead of caving to majority rules
Watford are staying up along with reading for certain! who should go down?
hmmm if you say so
but if not them, Charlton, the blunts and either boro or Newcastle depending on which one sacks their shit manager 1stMatch each of the "talkers" to a pizza topping
i think rule managed to get this about spot on for me last week in his answers, plus i dont really want to think about food too much more cause im starving
Blonde or Brunette?
how can i make a sweeping statement like that? i love ALL women
Lots of lovely ladies on this board. Name the 3 most do-able.
damn thats a hard question
well she is a fellow royal so super has to be in there, always like the thought of in the car park looking up at the big windmill thing
fizz is a definite, i have to admit ide love to knock the spots off you babe
im a bit stuck between lolly and jess now, cause there are both finger licking good, but seeing as i havnt seen jess on here for a while im going to go for lolly also cause the thought of a leeds sandwich with the 2 jens is..........................
When Watford finish above Reading this season, will you be downhearted?
nah cause i will be too busy laughing at this question still. the next ice age will happen before that
Who is your favorite drum & bass MC?
dont really mind who, as long as an MC doesn't overpower the music and constantly scream for rewind im happy, im there for the beats not the chav fuck with the mic, they should always know their place
What’s your favourite position?
depends on the mood, and im feeling lazy at the mo so its with the bird on top, with her fac..................................ohh hold on are you actually on about football
Do you roll from the left or the right?
left
How many notches on your bedpost?
i have had lots of sex but ive never liked the idea of shagging about all the time so im only up to about 17 dif birds
The park or the nightclub?
i wonder who this was from
a lie down in the park under a willow tree during the day then to the nightclub to tick off another part of the list
Can I join your betting syndicate?
yeah as long as you have a spare £2k minimum, might want to tell me in person instead of incognito though
Which 5 606ers would you most like to slap with a wet fish?
top of the list HAS to be roobarb i mean really what a sad excuse for a human
morts, just cause the guy need help to get out of the house a bit more and i think it might just help
sooz, cause i think she might just enjoy it
DBT cause he need to chill the fook out instead of taking things so seriously
SG cause well i think i might like it and i reckon she's up for more than she lets on
Who do you get on best with on 606?
damn thats surprisingly tough cause i interact with dif peeps depending on my mood, but i guess it would be super cause she is the only one ive spent time with in real life and she is a top lass ;D
Do you actually do any work, ever? And sitting posting on 606 and eating brekkie does not count!!
that depends on what you class as work, but i think i do cause believe it or not no matter the time spent posting im still one of the best sales men in the company even though im not in any of the busy shops, yes baby i rock
What would you most like to get as a Christmas present this year?
not after much this year i just want my slightly poorly 89 year old nan to be well enough to be able to join us for xmas lunch
What's the weirdest place you've ever woken up?
on the clock tower in Newbury high street at about 10 in the morning with people walking past and me hugging a traffic cone
Out of the gents on 606, who do you respect most and why?
respect wise ide say jh cause even though we have had the odd difference he was actually able to put his points across in a 1/2 decent manner that wasn't childish and pathetic unlike the likes of roobarb & A2V, so fair play to him
"If" you were gay, which 3 posters would you most prefer to take up the shit chute?
dear god who the hell asked this?!?!?!?!?!?!
i did say ide answer all the questions so...... ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
JJ cause i think he asked the question below so i think im in there already
arnie, cause i always wondered what chandler bings cum face was like and thats as close as ill come to finding out (before you asked it was to do with a rather stoned convo about cum faces whilst watching Friends
)roobarb, some times i like getting rough and anything that makes that guy suffer is good in my book ;D
You seem like a top bloke to me. Fancy a pint?
NEVER one to turn down a brew so go on then
Match each of the old 2 team to an alcoholic drink and explain why
super= champagne for obvious reason
rule= WKD bubbly and light
KH= gin, goes well with so many things even drinkable on its own
pureoldgold= sambuca with the gold flakes in it
morts= vodka, too much and it all starts to make your stomach turn
forza= imported cheep wine cause i still think he is into the trafficking business
TGI= scotch..............bloody rangers
redblue= stella cause no matter how much you have he's always back in your belly soon ;D
have i missed somebody?
Cav thinks he is the bees knees of Reading posters. Do you agree? (surprisingly this isn’t from Cav!)
HAHAHAHAHA he has been my underling for a while now and deep down he knows it but im just not mean enough to put him in his place properly
Where's my fucking limo?!
coming baby, along with a week filled with fun and honey
GIAR do you believe that flatulent scousers should be present at all UN Security Conferences if so why?
yeah why not, they spend so much time at those things talking about shit, so why not let the real shit in this world in to join in. arnt they all flatulent though? how would you chose which one's get to go?
An old lady totters into your shop and falls asleep whilst talking to you. What would you do?
stick as many pencils and pens in her nose and ears, draw on an even bigger tash on than she already has then wake her up and see how long it takes her to notice
If you were locked up in a prison cell for the rest of your life and you could chose to have only one person with you - which poster would you pick? and why?
fizz cause i already have a big mental list of things we could do to keep busy and im shure i wouldn't find it too hard to fill the next few years
i would have gone for super, but top of the list is to convert her to a royal so now challenge on that front, because super already has impeccable taste There is a strong suspicion on here that you, Cav, URZZZZZZ, SSW, Arnie and FesterRoyal are the same person seeing as it's inconceivable that such a poorly supported team can have that many posters on the board. Is this true?
hmmmmmmm, NO you silly cretin!!!!!! average attendance to capacity of stadium show we arnt struggling for fans these day
who ever asked this i hope your able to fill your ground week in week out
