Post by JJ on Sept 24, 2006 12:52:16 GMT -1
What other team's scores do you look out for and why?
I tend to keep an eye open for all football scores. Gives us plenty to talk about on here. But in particular, Man U and Newcastle in the hope they have lost. And teams around where Leeds are in the league in the hope we have moved up the table
Did anything surprise you when you met the 2 Jen's at the match?
Apart from the fact they weren't fighting over me?
No, not really. The only thing that surprised me was why Lolly thinks she isn’t pretty. She really is a great looking girl
Did you manage to find your way back to The Peacock?
LOL! Yes thanks Jen. It wasn’t all that difficult really. Had a pint and a pee then headed off!
Living in the part of the UK that you do, did you quit your job to be more like the rest of the local community??
PMSL! No, I quit my job because I’m a stupid twat who prefers to take the easy options in life. Besides, my post count was suffering
Stuck in a Lift with John Noakes and Peter Pervert and Shep on the 102 floor of a really tall building somewhere I would like to know how you would escape in an A-team esc way
Have thought and thought and thought about this and still can’t come up with anything remotely amusing
Can I not just climb onto the back of Pervert, open the roof escape hatch and plummet to my death just to escape the annoying voice of Noakes? Sorry
How many women have you slept with, and what percentage of those would you look back on as 'complete munters'?
Physically slept with or in my grubby little mind? Thousands for the latter. Despite what you might think, I’m not a fanny rat. I tend to only go for sex in a relationship, apart from the odd one nighter when I was younger. Looking back, I would say only the first one was a “complete munter”! That maybe explains a lot.
describe the ugliest 'woman' that you have ever shagged!
As above, my first experience. She was a big lass, not a bonny lass, and she liked her beer. If I said the phrase “welly top” it should explain a lot. Didn't even know if I was in or not. She was Welsh as well. Christ, I must have been desperate. Actaually, I was.
Describe your first sexual experience (I realise this was many moons ago but I’m sure you can piece it together).
Disastrous. See answer previously given
Which stadium would you never ever set foot in and why?
Ali Sami Yen in Galatasary. Murderous Turkish scum
Shaven Haven or trimmed pubic region?? Discuss!
Personally, I just keep it trim. Or did you mean on a woman? Shaven has the advantage of not getting hair stuck in your teeth I suppose, but a nice landing strip gives you something to idly twiddle with
Leeds can buy any player in the Championship that they want, who would you like to see there and why???
I would still like Jason Koumas, as on his day I think he is a great creative midfielder and that is what we are crying out for.
. Everyone asks the hotseat victim who they would most like to be stuck on a desert island with, but I am going to be controversial and ask who wouldn't you like to be stuck with and why!!!
Ooh, you controversial bugger you!! Tough one actually, but a couple of people spring to mind. Morton, because unless he had access to a computer, would go stir crazy within a few hours. And Chopper, because one of us would end up murdering the other.
Name. 5 qualities you share with Jon Bon Jovi
Corny, cheesy, ageing, either liked or loathed (no middle ground), but still entertaining
Would you describe your life as being a 'success' story??
Could have been better! Although I’ve got 2 gorgeous sons out of it so I can’t complain. Doubt I would change much actually
. Are you planning to be the meat in a Jen/Jen sandwich in Stafford?
Haha. One of your questions Peter?! The correct answer is, of course, they’re not going as far as I’m aware.
You’ve pretty much tried it on with every female on this board. Have any of them ever turned you down?
Slight exaggeration. Turned down for what? A bit of banter? No, I don’t think so. If I started a flirty style convo with someone and they weren’t reciprocating, I would stop
How many woman from this board have you actually dipped your little Geordie wick in?
None!! But as previously stated, there’s still time yet
Homeless, jobless and getting on in life what does the future hold for you?
Jeez, when you put it like that!! Erm, I’m my own worst enemy sometimes and will cut off my nose to spite my face. Will take stock of my life over the next few weeks and then decide what direction to take
Which RBNO person are you looking forward to meeting most at the piss up, and who do you wish could be there that cant make it
All of the RBNO crew are great fellas. Have already met Dan and Roaster and had a good craic with them. Ster and I fell out a while back but hopefully things are sorted now, as I actually respect his views on a lot of things. Gres makes me laugh like an idiot. But probably Peter most of all. We seem to share the same sense of humour (if you can call it that). And the fact he’s flying in from the States to attend is pretty amazing – don’t forget my fags Pete. Shame Pastie won’t be going because he is another one who’s sense of humour I love. Again, he’s so dry. Plus, he’s a lefty who I can chat about King Billy of Bragg with. But I understand his reasons for not going. He’s scared!
We all know you have an extreme dislike for that lazy c*nt David Healy, but who else (on these boards) do you share that dislike towards?
It’s not an intense dislike, I just think he should work his socks off a bit more. He’s talented enough! There’s no-one on here I REALLY don’t like, although there is one person who needs to worry about his own life more instead of sticking his nose into other people’s.
What's your opinion on fidelity?
Overrated.
Are you really an internet groomer or are you like this in real life?
PMSL! No, I’m not an internet groomer!! And I only flirt with people over the age of consent!
Does having a wank before you go and do a lady really improve your performance?
BWAHAHA!!! Who told you that? It has been rumoured that if you’re concerned about your ability to last, having a wank beforehand will allow you to continue for longer. Wouldn’t know myself. Thanks for this one Mrs H!!!!
. Liken your 10 favourite posters to Cars, giving reasons for each choice!
Flaming hell!! Not necessarily my favourites but these few spring to mind
BAGD - Citroen Saxo VTR. Boy racer Chav mobile!
Gres – Stretch Limo. They’re big
Morton – Sinclair C5. Laughable!
GfJ – Stock car. Falling to pieces but still entertaining
Mrs H – Renault Clio. One of the lads but really very girly
SSW – Ferrari Testerossa. Sleek, sporty and with great lines
Peter2DC – Rover 400 Series. Very British. Got plenty of previous owners
OG – Smart car. Weird
GIAR – A 1960’s camper van, in psychedelic colours, Free Love painted on the side, and a mattress in the back. Can just see him driving up and down the country shagging for England! Groovy Baby!!!
Chopper – Corsa 1.2, full body kit, privacy glass, twin exhaust, fluffy dice. A big joke.
Lollipop – Renault Megane. I like to see you baby, shakin’ that ass, shakin’ that ass!!!
I tend to keep an eye open for all football scores. Gives us plenty to talk about on here. But in particular, Man U and Newcastle in the hope they have lost. And teams around where Leeds are in the league in the hope we have moved up the table
Did anything surprise you when you met the 2 Jen's at the match?
Apart from the fact they weren't fighting over me?
No, not really. The only thing that surprised me was why Lolly thinks she isn’t pretty. She really is a great looking girl
Did you manage to find your way back to The Peacock?
LOL! Yes thanks Jen. It wasn’t all that difficult really. Had a pint and a pee then headed off!
Living in the part of the UK that you do, did you quit your job to be more like the rest of the local community??
PMSL! No, I quit my job because I’m a stupid twat who prefers to take the easy options in life. Besides, my post count was suffering
Stuck in a Lift with John Noakes and Peter Pervert and Shep on the 102 floor of a really tall building somewhere I would like to know how you would escape in an A-team esc way
Have thought and thought and thought about this and still can’t come up with anything remotely amusing
Can I not just climb onto the back of Pervert, open the roof escape hatch and plummet to my death just to escape the annoying voice of Noakes? Sorry
How many women have you slept with, and what percentage of those would you look back on as 'complete munters'?
Physically slept with or in my grubby little mind? Thousands for the latter. Despite what you might think, I’m not a fanny rat. I tend to only go for sex in a relationship, apart from the odd one nighter when I was younger. Looking back, I would say only the first one was a “complete munter”! That maybe explains a lot.
describe the ugliest 'woman' that you have ever shagged!
As above, my first experience. She was a big lass, not a bonny lass, and she liked her beer. If I said the phrase “welly top” it should explain a lot. Didn't even know if I was in or not. She was Welsh as well. Christ, I must have been desperate. Actaually, I was.
Describe your first sexual experience (I realise this was many moons ago but I’m sure you can piece it together).
Disastrous. See answer previously given
Which stadium would you never ever set foot in and why?
Ali Sami Yen in Galatasary. Murderous Turkish scum
Shaven Haven or trimmed pubic region?? Discuss!
Personally, I just keep it trim. Or did you mean on a woman? Shaven has the advantage of not getting hair stuck in your teeth I suppose, but a nice landing strip gives you something to idly twiddle with
Leeds can buy any player in the Championship that they want, who would you like to see there and why???
I would still like Jason Koumas, as on his day I think he is a great creative midfielder and that is what we are crying out for.
. Everyone asks the hotseat victim who they would most like to be stuck on a desert island with, but I am going to be controversial and ask who wouldn't you like to be stuck with and why!!!
Ooh, you controversial bugger you!! Tough one actually, but a couple of people spring to mind. Morton, because unless he had access to a computer, would go stir crazy within a few hours. And Chopper, because one of us would end up murdering the other.
Name. 5 qualities you share with Jon Bon Jovi
Corny, cheesy, ageing, either liked or loathed (no middle ground), but still entertaining
Would you describe your life as being a 'success' story??
Could have been better! Although I’ve got 2 gorgeous sons out of it so I can’t complain. Doubt I would change much actually
. Are you planning to be the meat in a Jen/Jen sandwich in Stafford?
Haha. One of your questions Peter?! The correct answer is, of course, they’re not going as far as I’m aware.
You’ve pretty much tried it on with every female on this board. Have any of them ever turned you down?
Slight exaggeration. Turned down for what? A bit of banter? No, I don’t think so. If I started a flirty style convo with someone and they weren’t reciprocating, I would stop
How many woman from this board have you actually dipped your little Geordie wick in?
None!! But as previously stated, there’s still time yet
Homeless, jobless and getting on in life what does the future hold for you?
Jeez, when you put it like that!! Erm, I’m my own worst enemy sometimes and will cut off my nose to spite my face. Will take stock of my life over the next few weeks and then decide what direction to take
Which RBNO person are you looking forward to meeting most at the piss up, and who do you wish could be there that cant make it
All of the RBNO crew are great fellas. Have already met Dan and Roaster and had a good craic with them. Ster and I fell out a while back but hopefully things are sorted now, as I actually respect his views on a lot of things. Gres makes me laugh like an idiot. But probably Peter most of all. We seem to share the same sense of humour (if you can call it that). And the fact he’s flying in from the States to attend is pretty amazing – don’t forget my fags Pete. Shame Pastie won’t be going because he is another one who’s sense of humour I love. Again, he’s so dry. Plus, he’s a lefty who I can chat about King Billy of Bragg with. But I understand his reasons for not going. He’s scared!
We all know you have an extreme dislike for that lazy c*nt David Healy, but who else (on these boards) do you share that dislike towards?
It’s not an intense dislike, I just think he should work his socks off a bit more. He’s talented enough! There’s no-one on here I REALLY don’t like, although there is one person who needs to worry about his own life more instead of sticking his nose into other people’s.
What's your opinion on fidelity?
Overrated.
Are you really an internet groomer or are you like this in real life?
PMSL! No, I’m not an internet groomer!! And I only flirt with people over the age of consent!
Does having a wank before you go and do a lady really improve your performance?
BWAHAHA!!! Who told you that? It has been rumoured that if you’re concerned about your ability to last, having a wank beforehand will allow you to continue for longer. Wouldn’t know myself. Thanks for this one Mrs H!!!!
. Liken your 10 favourite posters to Cars, giving reasons for each choice!
Flaming hell!! Not necessarily my favourites but these few spring to mind
BAGD - Citroen Saxo VTR. Boy racer Chav mobile!
Gres – Stretch Limo. They’re big
Morton – Sinclair C5. Laughable!
GfJ – Stock car. Falling to pieces but still entertaining
Mrs H – Renault Clio. One of the lads but really very girly
SSW – Ferrari Testerossa. Sleek, sporty and with great lines
Peter2DC – Rover 400 Series. Very British. Got plenty of previous owners
OG – Smart car. Weird
GIAR – A 1960’s camper van, in psychedelic colours, Free Love painted on the side, and a mattress in the back. Can just see him driving up and down the country shagging for England! Groovy Baby!!!
Chopper – Corsa 1.2, full body kit, privacy glass, twin exhaust, fluffy dice. A big joke.
Lollipop – Renault Megane. I like to see you baby, shakin’ that ass, shakin’ that ass!!!