Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on May 7, 2006 19:14:00 GMT -1
The Hotseat- Week 1- Hulsey
How much hair wax do you get through in a week?
Well if you believe what you read then it all depends how much ‘man fluid’ I can produce doesn’t it.....
...lol no. I usually use quite a bit. First in the mornings after a shower and then if going out in the evening and I have another shower ill apply some more. A tub usually lasts about 3 weeks. Hey don’t you shake your head at me, it does!
Hulsey have you got your brown wings?
Brown wings……
Err…….not the last time I checked although they might have grown during the night and I haven’t noticed yet…….nope just checked…… 
How many people have you slept with?
Umm……bit unsure what to say really. I haven’t slept with as many as you may think as I only lost my virginity at 17. I’m not 100% sure but after thinking about it, it has brought up some funny memories lol. I think, If I remember correctly I have slept with 13 girls.
Have you ever touched another man's tail?
No, apart from Ninj's bushy tail when he robbed a conker out of my garden and i tried to grab his tail......so unfortunatly for you sailor boys out there, nope, sorry
What is the real deal with you and Jess?
Well I have been seeing someone for a while now so that might help you understand things are extremely complicated. Jess and I have known eachother not far off being a year now and we clicked pretty much straight away. We got to know eachother and things about one another quite quickly and I guess over time we’ve got close and finally realised maybe we do have feelings for one another and only time will tell if something happens. The main thing is we both feel similarly about each other so lets just see what happens….……I guess the ball is in my court.
Are you secretly married?
LOL yeah I am to Louise Redknapp and we have a couple of kiddies……damn she’s hot, sexy, famous and got money so that’ll do me……of course I’m not!
Other than Jessy, who interests him? (jenny, jennifer,lollipop,etc )
This question is a little vague, so by interests I’ll assume you mean fancy. Im guessing you mean on the board as well as opposed to say girls who I see from day to day. Erm well let me see, there are a few good looking girls on there although I think its safe to say I wouldn’t be dating any of them. Since I first came on the old 606 I got a pretty cool welcome and bonded quite well with Jenny (Lollipop). We got on through talking about uni things, Leeds obviously, and all sorts really. She’s a great girl and definatly hot although we’re always be the just mates type. Spozz (Jen) is another I think a great deal of as I’ve known her for what seems ages too and she’s listened to me when I’ve needed a bit of a chat and has been kinda like a lil sister I’d say. No love interest but defiantly mates. In general I’d say Mrs H would most defo get it, she’s got a twinkle in her eye that I like although we hardly know anything about eachother, Sooz is a saucy minx but very kind hearted and I like her quite a bit too.
Favourite Leeds fan male/female?
Favourite male Leeds fan….hmmm that’s a toughie but a good question. I think I’m torn between Roaster and Sterland. For the record GFJ is a great fella too but ive only known him fairly recently and I am beginning to know a few others who are sound as a pound also such as Ninj, Coachio, Jimbo, RadebeHero, Lucusledge and Joe. Just gotta mention JJ at this point too. Never really sure if im honest where ive ever stood with him but he is a good guy and knows the score on a lot of things and I respect that. Ro is just Ro, a great laugh and although he is the jester, he’s not all about jokes and laughs and I think since coming on the new board I’ve bonded better with him. Ster is fucking great too…my prediction nemesis and another funny bastard who has me in stiches! I could quite easily waste 24 hours on a pub crawl with them both!
Female wise, its between Lolly and Spozz. The other Leeds girls I don’t know that well although they seem nice and share the same passion for the club we all love. Jenny has always been nice to me and we’ve always got on well like I said before, she made me feel very welcome when I joined. Spozz has been just as great too especially when ive needed to talk about something and have had trouble telling people any problems, she’s been there and I think a lot of her for that. So I have to say I don’t think I can split them.
Favourite other male/female?
Favourite Male…..well I think its got to be Evil Monkey (Spozz’s Boyfriend and a Norwich fan as well as a fellow 606 poster) He came on to 606 at the same time as me and we just hit it off being around similar ages and into similar things and although we don’t talk as much now, I still got to say he’s the man and we had some decent laughs along the way so far, it’s a shame we don’t get to speak and catch up as often now but we do now and again and the guy is a ledge isn’t he Spozz Discounting him, and looking at someone on the board presently then I’d say its got to be Alex. He’s a decent chap and someone who doesn’t get much of a mention and I know he’s had things a little tough but even as the only hull fan, he’s not been afraid to join in the laughs and when ever he’s needed a problem, I’ve tried to help him out if I can. His idea for the prediction league and what a success it was and I see a lot of characteristics I had in my age at him.
Favourite female…..besides Jess and the Leeds girls, then if pushed I’d have to say Sooz. We talk a lot and at the very beginning I guess I misjudged her a little…she has surprised me and whenever she’s got a problem I’ll try and do my best to help her out, a really great girl who deserves more than she’s got in life. I am pleased to have met her from this.
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
Hmmm….tough one, I think the playboy mansion is probably the ideal venue.
Lol seriously though, I’ve never given this much thought but I guess I’d pick somewhere hot, near the beach as im deffo a beach boy although in a place with a certain amount of peace and quiet, just to chill out in privacy. Countrywise I guess I’d be happy to live in the US (Orange County) as it looks like the kind of place to float my boat or Australia where im going in September.
Where will you be in 5 years?
Established in the design industry hopefully, creating innovative concepts and earning the wedge for doing what I enjoy. Hopefully will be happily loved up with the person I believe to be the one for me and at 27 I guess I’d start thinking along the lines of marriage although not desperate. Definatly will have my own place then for sure…..whether it be a house or something much smaller would depend on the finances. Of course it could all go tits up and I could lose my job, bin my winning lottery ticket, have no home, become an alcoholic and sell the big issue.
Dream job?
Well lets face it, you can’t go wrong as a footballer. You go in for a spot of training then fuck off home to chill or go buy a car in the afternoon and crash it a couple of hours later. Oh and then theres the fame when you go out on the town. But I’d defiantly like the thrill of going out playing a game of footy and classifying it as work lol……the buzz of playing in front of packed crowds singing your name etc….of course I’d have to also accept popping up in the News Of The World every now and then with allegations I did this or shagged this person……well that’s enough of that.
If you won Lotto, what would you do?
Probably lose my winning ticket being the clumsy bastard I can be.
I dunno. Build my dream house with my own smaller footy stadium and gp track and golf course etc…….Buy a nice car or 4, defiantly have a jet, enjoy loadsa holidays, the usual really. Would have more fun giving money to my family and friends because what they’ed do with it I hate to think but it would be worth a laugh!
Have you ever worn underwear for more than 1 day??
Yes I have. When I went camping in the cub scouts I’d often slep in the pair I wore that day and use them again……hey I was young and it wasn’t really an issue then! Of course there has been the occasion when ive pulled and gone back to the bird’s place and had to wear them again the next day then but hey, that’s not really nothing to complain about!
Who did you vote for in poll?
Ill give an answer if I knew which poll lol as there are so many on here! If you mean one of the numerous sexiest female ones then it would have probably been Jess, if you mean the sex appeal one, I didn’t vote.
Favourite band?
Probably a toss up between Oasis and Stereophonics. Ive seen both live and loved both gigs and find it hard to split them but if pushed I guess I’d just go for Oasis because Noel Gallagher is the man!
Favourite colour?
Blue
Blonde, Red or Brunette?
I used to be a blonde man all the way but it seems the tide has changed and im starting to favour brunettes. Not really a fan of Redheads if im honest. I think I kinda like brunettes who have a little bit of blondish highlights in them……that deffo looks hot!
Happy? scale 1- 10
Currently…..a 7.5 id say. Things in life are going well. I have a decent job and am earning enough for me, I have a great family and things with them are fine as are my mates. I have my Australia trip to look forward to later in the year and I support the best but most frustrating team on the land….and its world cup year! I guess if I could get myself sorted on the romance front then it would all be so much easier!
Favourite tv show?
Top Gear-easy!
Breasts or Butt?
Hmmm….it’s a hard one, and I don’t just mean the question
Personally my preferance is the face and body although I got to say breasts are lovely jubbly as long as they are not too big then its not as much of a turn on. A sexy ass is really hot though and enough to get me going so I’ll say I favour that.
Jeff Buckley or James C*nt?
Jeff of course, Jenny
Whats your occupation?
I work in advertising. I basicly create concepts and advertising designs for new products or events depending on the client involved and its fun as it differs from week to week depending on the brief although it’s a lot of hard work and can get demanding if you have 4 or 5 projects on the go. Ive been there nearly a year now and im starting to get the glitzy side of it by going to different places with work. Ive been involved in presenting concepts and discussing projects with clients in Cardiff and London and I got to say It makes me feel quite important although im still not as high as the others there in the food chain.
Last time you cried?
When my girlfriend and I broke up last September. I was in love (proper love) and that’s what really drove me on to using the computer a lot more than I ever did before. It hurt and was the toughest thing ive faced but I got through it.
Favourite film?
Jaws…..der dun…….der dun……./\………….
Do you think Postman Pat was doing Mrs Goggins?
Of course! But lets be honest, Pat being the stud he is had more than one on the go, Jess the cat knows more than he’s letting on by the way……..
When are you and Jess finally gonna put us all out of our misery and get it on?!
Er…..only time will tell, watch this space. Perhaps if less people had their say on things it would be a lot easier for starters. Just give us a break and let us deal with things
Why is it so important for you to be liked by everyone?
Its not, I’m me and if you don’t like it you know what you can do
Do you suffer from low esteem?
Not really…..
Did you ever watch Dear John? If so, are you a Kirk St Moritz tyoe of character?
Sorry I didn’t watch it im not as old as you……
Are you as false in real life as you come across on here?
I dunno, why don’t you meet me and find out
Are you planning on shagging Jess on your first date?
LOL fucking ell! I knew these questions were gonna come up but I didn’t expect that! Erm well if we did start seeing eachother then I would just go with the flow and I think I’d know as well as her when the time was right
Are you planning on shagging Sooz on your first date?
Um….that might be a little difficult as we won’t be dating
Are you planning on shagging Jen on your first date?
Jesus Christ, Lol doubt it as we wont be going on a date either!
Do you consider yourself boring? If not, how the hell do you work that one out?
I think I’m average, I don’t like the sound of my own gob so am usually quite chilled and laid back yet I’m pretty much game for anything. If I’m boring to you why did you take up the interest of asking me several questions?
Do you know lots of people laugh about you behind your back?
Ooooh miaow…..haha its funny that these questions come out when you know your protected. Well I guess you do for starters and whoever if ever, anyone else did then that’s up to them, you can’t get along with everyone. If they did I wouldn’t care, after all its just a message board and as long as I got my real mates and family then Im happy. But I believe that’s not the case so its all good.
Do you model yourself on Dave "Nicey" Nice?
(Yawn) No I don’t who’s he………?
Do you know you look like Dave "Nicey" Nice?
No I didn’t but cheers again for yet another thrilling question
Have you always had such a high opinion of yourself?
Not really
Why do you support Leeds if you are a Southerner? Is it to be popular?
Yes of course, that is the reason, well done Sherlock……
The sensible is that I went to see them in my first ever live match and I just stuck with them from the start to this point now…..the thing about Leeds is that we’re not just supported in the north of England but everywhere in the UK, Europe and even the World.
If you could live as somebody else for a whole day, who would it be?
Hmm….. i reckon I wouldn’t mind being Robbie Williams for the day I mean he’s a bit of a nutcase and it would be interesting to see what he gets up to on a normal day. Might have to go to the gym and work off that gut of his first though…….
Right, cheers for the questions guys i for one am glad that is over! To the guy who asked like 8 or 9 questions.......if you gotta problem, be a man and say it to me you'll earn a bit of respect that way but not much
Ill let you know who's next in due course, thanks again
How much hair wax do you get through in a week?
Well if you believe what you read then it all depends how much ‘man fluid’ I can produce doesn’t it.....
...lol no. I usually use quite a bit. First in the mornings after a shower and then if going out in the evening and I have another shower ill apply some more. A tub usually lasts about 3 weeks. Hey don’t you shake your head at me, it does!Hulsey have you got your brown wings?
Brown wings……
Err…….not the last time I checked although they might have grown during the night and I haven’t noticed yet…….nope just checked…… 
How many people have you slept with?
Umm……bit unsure what to say really. I haven’t slept with as many as you may think as I only lost my virginity at 17. I’m not 100% sure but after thinking about it, it has brought up some funny memories lol. I think, If I remember correctly I have slept with 13 girls.
Have you ever touched another man's tail?
No, apart from Ninj's bushy tail when he robbed a conker out of my garden and i tried to grab his tail......so unfortunatly for you sailor boys out there, nope, sorry
What is the real deal with you and Jess?
Well I have been seeing someone for a while now so that might help you understand things are extremely complicated. Jess and I have known eachother not far off being a year now and we clicked pretty much straight away. We got to know eachother and things about one another quite quickly and I guess over time we’ve got close and finally realised maybe we do have feelings for one another and only time will tell if something happens. The main thing is we both feel similarly about each other so lets just see what happens….……I guess the ball is in my court.
Are you secretly married?
LOL yeah I am to Louise Redknapp and we have a couple of kiddies……damn she’s hot, sexy, famous and got money so that’ll do me……of course I’m not!
Other than Jessy, who interests him? (jenny, jennifer,lollipop,etc )
This question is a little vague, so by interests I’ll assume you mean fancy. Im guessing you mean on the board as well as opposed to say girls who I see from day to day. Erm well let me see, there are a few good looking girls on there although I think its safe to say I wouldn’t be dating any of them. Since I first came on the old 606 I got a pretty cool welcome and bonded quite well with Jenny (Lollipop). We got on through talking about uni things, Leeds obviously, and all sorts really. She’s a great girl and definatly hot although we’re always be the just mates type. Spozz (Jen) is another I think a great deal of as I’ve known her for what seems ages too and she’s listened to me when I’ve needed a bit of a chat and has been kinda like a lil sister I’d say. No love interest but defiantly mates. In general I’d say Mrs H would most defo get it, she’s got a twinkle in her eye that I like although we hardly know anything about eachother, Sooz is a saucy minx but very kind hearted and I like her quite a bit too.
Favourite Leeds fan male/female?
Favourite male Leeds fan….hmmm that’s a toughie but a good question. I think I’m torn between Roaster and Sterland. For the record GFJ is a great fella too but ive only known him fairly recently and I am beginning to know a few others who are sound as a pound also such as Ninj, Coachio, Jimbo, RadebeHero, Lucusledge and Joe. Just gotta mention JJ at this point too. Never really sure if im honest where ive ever stood with him but he is a good guy and knows the score on a lot of things and I respect that. Ro is just Ro, a great laugh and although he is the jester, he’s not all about jokes and laughs and I think since coming on the new board I’ve bonded better with him. Ster is fucking great too…my prediction nemesis and another funny bastard who has me in stiches! I could quite easily waste 24 hours on a pub crawl with them both!
Female wise, its between Lolly and Spozz. The other Leeds girls I don’t know that well although they seem nice and share the same passion for the club we all love. Jenny has always been nice to me and we’ve always got on well like I said before, she made me feel very welcome when I joined. Spozz has been just as great too especially when ive needed to talk about something and have had trouble telling people any problems, she’s been there and I think a lot of her for that. So I have to say I don’t think I can split them.
Favourite other male/female?
Favourite Male…..well I think its got to be Evil Monkey (Spozz’s Boyfriend and a Norwich fan as well as a fellow 606 poster) He came on to 606 at the same time as me and we just hit it off being around similar ages and into similar things and although we don’t talk as much now, I still got to say he’s the man and we had some decent laughs along the way so far, it’s a shame we don’t get to speak and catch up as often now but we do now and again and the guy is a ledge isn’t he Spozz
Discounting him, and looking at someone on the board presently then I’d say its got to be Alex. He’s a decent chap and someone who doesn’t get much of a mention and I know he’s had things a little tough but even as the only hull fan, he’s not been afraid to join in the laughs and when ever he’s needed a problem, I’ve tried to help him out if I can. His idea for the prediction league and what a success it was and I see a lot of characteristics I had in my age at him. Favourite female…..besides Jess and the Leeds girls, then if pushed I’d have to say Sooz. We talk a lot and at the very beginning I guess I misjudged her a little…she has surprised me and whenever she’s got a problem I’ll try and do my best to help her out, a really great girl who deserves more than she’s got in life. I am pleased to have met her from this.
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
Hmmm….tough one, I think the playboy mansion is probably the ideal venue.
Lol seriously though, I’ve never given this much thought but I guess I’d pick somewhere hot, near the beach as im deffo a beach boy although in a place with a certain amount of peace and quiet, just to chill out in privacy. Countrywise I guess I’d be happy to live in the US (Orange County) as it looks like the kind of place to float my boat or Australia where im going in September.
Where will you be in 5 years?
Established in the design industry hopefully, creating innovative concepts and earning the wedge for doing what I enjoy. Hopefully will be happily loved up with the person I believe to be the one for me and at 27 I guess I’d start thinking along the lines of marriage although not desperate. Definatly will have my own place then for sure…..whether it be a house or something much smaller would depend on the finances. Of course it could all go tits up and I could lose my job, bin my winning lottery ticket, have no home, become an alcoholic and sell the big issue.
Dream job?
Well lets face it, you can’t go wrong as a footballer. You go in for a spot of training then fuck off home to chill or go buy a car in the afternoon and crash it a couple of hours later. Oh and then theres the fame when you go out on the town. But I’d defiantly like the thrill of going out playing a game of footy and classifying it as work lol……the buzz of playing in front of packed crowds singing your name etc….of course I’d have to also accept popping up in the News Of The World every now and then with allegations I did this or shagged this person……well that’s enough of that.
If you won Lotto, what would you do?
Probably lose my winning ticket being the clumsy bastard I can be.
I dunno. Build my dream house with my own smaller footy stadium and gp track and golf course etc…….Buy a nice car or 4, defiantly have a jet, enjoy loadsa holidays, the usual really. Would have more fun giving money to my family and friends because what they’ed do with it I hate to think but it would be worth a laugh!
Have you ever worn underwear for more than 1 day??
Yes I have. When I went camping in the cub scouts I’d often slep in the pair I wore that day and use them again……hey I was young and it wasn’t really an issue then! Of course there has been the occasion when ive pulled and gone back to the bird’s place and had to wear them again the next day then but hey, that’s not really nothing to complain about!
Who did you vote for in poll?
Ill give an answer if I knew which poll lol as there are so many on here! If you mean one of the numerous sexiest female ones then it would have probably been Jess, if you mean the sex appeal one, I didn’t vote.
Favourite band?
Probably a toss up between Oasis and Stereophonics. Ive seen both live and loved both gigs and find it hard to split them but if pushed I guess I’d just go for Oasis because Noel Gallagher is the man!
Favourite colour?
Blue
Blonde, Red or Brunette?
I used to be a blonde man all the way but it seems the tide has changed and im starting to favour brunettes. Not really a fan of Redheads if im honest. I think I kinda like brunettes who have a little bit of blondish highlights in them……that deffo looks hot!
Happy? scale 1- 10
Currently…..a 7.5 id say. Things in life are going well. I have a decent job and am earning enough for me, I have a great family and things with them are fine as are my mates. I have my Australia trip to look forward to later in the year and I support the best but most frustrating team on the land….and its world cup year! I guess if I could get myself sorted on the romance front then it would all be so much easier!
Favourite tv show?
Top Gear-easy!
Breasts or Butt?
Hmmm….it’s a hard one, and I don’t just mean the question
Personally my preferance is the face and body although I got to say breasts are lovely jubbly as long as they are not too big then its not as much of a turn on. A sexy ass is really hot though and enough to get me going so I’ll say I favour that.
Jeff Buckley or James C*nt?
Jeff of course, Jenny
Whats your occupation?
I work in advertising. I basicly create concepts and advertising designs for new products or events depending on the client involved and its fun as it differs from week to week depending on the brief although it’s a lot of hard work and can get demanding if you have 4 or 5 projects on the go. Ive been there nearly a year now and im starting to get the glitzy side of it by going to different places with work. Ive been involved in presenting concepts and discussing projects with clients in Cardiff and London and I got to say It makes me feel quite important although im still not as high as the others there in the food chain.
Last time you cried?
When my girlfriend and I broke up last September. I was in love (proper love) and that’s what really drove me on to using the computer a lot more than I ever did before. It hurt and was the toughest thing ive faced but I got through it.
Favourite film?
Jaws…..der dun…….der dun……./\………….
Do you think Postman Pat was doing Mrs Goggins?
Of course! But lets be honest, Pat being the stud he is had more than one on the go, Jess the cat knows more than he’s letting on by the way……..
When are you and Jess finally gonna put us all out of our misery and get it on?!
Er…..only time will tell, watch this space. Perhaps if less people had their say on things it would be a lot easier for starters. Just give us a break and let us deal with things
Why is it so important for you to be liked by everyone?
Its not, I’m me and if you don’t like it you know what you can do
Do you suffer from low esteem?
Not really…..
Did you ever watch Dear John? If so, are you a Kirk St Moritz tyoe of character?
Sorry I didn’t watch it im not as old as you……
Are you as false in real life as you come across on here?
I dunno, why don’t you meet me and find out
Are you planning on shagging Jess on your first date?
LOL fucking ell! I knew these questions were gonna come up but I didn’t expect that! Erm well if we did start seeing eachother then I would just go with the flow and I think I’d know as well as her when the time was right
Are you planning on shagging Sooz on your first date?
Um….that might be a little difficult as we won’t be dating
Are you planning on shagging Jen on your first date?
Jesus Christ, Lol doubt it as we wont be going on a date either!
Do you consider yourself boring? If not, how the hell do you work that one out?
I think I’m average, I don’t like the sound of my own gob so am usually quite chilled and laid back yet I’m pretty much game for anything. If I’m boring to you why did you take up the interest of asking me several questions?
Do you know lots of people laugh about you behind your back?
Ooooh miaow…..haha its funny that these questions come out when you know your protected. Well I guess you do for starters and whoever if ever, anyone else did then that’s up to them, you can’t get along with everyone. If they did I wouldn’t care, after all its just a message board and as long as I got my real mates and family then Im happy. But I believe that’s not the case so its all good.
Do you model yourself on Dave "Nicey" Nice?
(Yawn) No I don’t who’s he………?
Do you know you look like Dave "Nicey" Nice?
No I didn’t but cheers again for yet another thrilling question
Have you always had such a high opinion of yourself?
Not really
Why do you support Leeds if you are a Southerner? Is it to be popular?
Yes of course, that is the reason, well done Sherlock……
The sensible is that I went to see them in my first ever live match and I just stuck with them from the start to this point now…..the thing about Leeds is that we’re not just supported in the north of England but everywhere in the UK, Europe and even the World.
If you could live as somebody else for a whole day, who would it be?
Hmm….. i reckon I wouldn’t mind being Robbie Williams for the day I mean he’s a bit of a nutcase and it would be interesting to see what he gets up to on a normal day. Might have to go to the gym and work off that gut of his first though…….
Right, cheers for the questions guys i for one am glad that is over! To the guy who asked like 8 or 9 questions.......if you gotta problem, be a man and say it to me you'll earn a bit of respect that way but not much
Ill let you know who's next in due course, thanks again
