Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on May 29, 2006 21:54:44 GMT -1
To the nearest 15 units, what is GfJ's average weekly alcohol intake?
I don't drink at all during the week normally. Most of the damage to my liver occurs at weekends. Based on half a pint being one unit (if that's correct...?) I'd probably say over a weekend, especially thanks to the Quiz night on a Sunday with Roaster, I'd say I probably did about 20 units. However, when I have the lads round on a Saturday night, we shift on average 2-3 litres of vodka and I can do a bottle of Jamesons so when that happens, I would honestly say that figure would probably treble at the very least.
Is this intake exceeded by Roaster?
I wouldn't honestly know for sure - my "guess" (and that's all it can be) would be that he exceeds my intake on an average week because he likes his wine, his single malts and he chills out with a beer probably more so than I would during the week. Sundays are can be entertaining at the quiz expecially if Ro has had a few after dinner brandies. Oddly enough some nights on here can be entertaining when he's single handedly destroying a bottle of Jameson's!
Who is the more volatile under the influence?!?
I'm possibly more chilled out when pissed. Ro can become agitated far more easily.....Ro almost chinned "comedian" Jimmy Carr when we went to see him. Sat at the front Ro, we were all shitfaced and Carr referred to Ro as a queer gypsie...it honestly took me and our mate Dan to keep him off the stage. PMSL. I've had my moments when pissed but generally I'm a good natured person and I can control my temper....pretty much all the time.
If you could go to a Leeds game with any of the Leeds fans on here, who would you most like to go with?
Great question - me and Ro don't go as often as we used to but we've always had a great time when we've watched a game together. Off here though, god there's so many brilliant and wonderfal Leeds fans to choose from. If I'm pushed to decide, I'd go with all of them to be honest. Every single one of them on here. Because they are all superb! What a day that would be eh lads and lasses? May sound like a cop-out to not name anyone in particular but hey, the more the merrier!
If the RBNO crew went on a lads holiday, it could get messy! What could you see happening to each person on the holiday including Gresley, Sterland, Roaster, GB, Pastie and Hulsey and of course, yourself?
Best question so far (still loads to go though). OK, firstly, RBNO regulars are all top people in my book and I do think of them as really good friends. With that in mind, no offence guys but:
Gresley would probably get DVT on the plane on the way over despite being housed in a special bed running the length of the plane's fuselage. After that he'd probably get deported for pissing his 20 pints of dinnertime Stellas onto the street or something....
Sterland would probably end up signing a deal to re-floor the hotel (would probably need to be done with Gres stomping around anyway) before entering into a Flash Harry agreement behind the bar on some loser's credit card and leaving without settling up
Roaster would spend all day by the pool sleeping off the previous night's ale. He'd have a laugh and a carry on at night time before chinning some poor unfortunate local that "looked" at him "funny."
GB would skulk around miserable after using up his fortnight's supply of Durex in the first 3 hours after arriving at the airport before we left! Only a pack of 3 GB?
PASTIE would not been seen in daylight hours but would venture out at night and be the last one to leave the bar making sure he got home just before the early morning daylight started to rot his nocturnal skin
Hulsey would make us all look shite so we'd probably have to keep him out of the public view to give us normal lads a chance with the lasses!
Me Well I'd go with the flow - spend most of the time taking the piss, getting shit faced and chasing skirt....without much success!
Have you ever pulled one of Roaster's girlfriends behind his back?
No, never. I would never cross him. He's my brother, he's my blood and I love him to bits. No woman is ever worth your brotherhood.
If the RBNO crew were all put in the Big Brother House, who do you think would end up being the last person in and winning?
The thing about RBNO is that we are all very different people, very different personalities - quite a disparate group if ever there was one. I guess the winner would be the one who connects best with the watching public although that doesn't always happen. Hulsey's name springs to mind again here based on how popular he is on here. But I know the other guys on RBNO would all be worthy winners. There's something for everyone on RBNO!!!
Who would win in a fight, You or Roaster?
No idea. It'll never happen. Sorry to disappoint on that one.
Who's the most passionate Leeds fan on this board and you can't say all of them or yourself.
Tough question as they all are. Sorry, that's not my final answer but it needed saying. Every Leeds fan on a match day that can't go is on here listening to commentary, chatting with each having some banter and it makes every match a superb occasion. Those that do go are on here straight awa after they return home and they're keeping us all up to date. You want me to pick one though don't you. Hulsey - simply because of the attitude and leadership he showed after that shithole display in the Play off final. He epitomised everything that we all felt and lifted us. Top man.
Did you cry when Leeds lost to Watford
Let me put it this way, I wasn't skipping round the living room laughing. It was a nightmare day after all the build up. I did well up but I didn't actually cry. It still hurts even now.
GFJ, how many women have succumbed to your Stafford charms?
24 different women. Each woman meant something to me at the time.
What do you think really happened in Roswell in 1947?
In a bid to drum up interest in its ailing film industry, Hollywood staged the whole thing so we'd all be inspired to watch all those shit B movies and comment to our kids, "it really happened you know. Ah yes, back in Roswell, 1947....."
Who is your favourite non related MB member to have stayed at your house?
JJ has stayed on two separate occasions and we've had a superb time (apart from him moaning about my taste in music). Ade has visited but not stayed over and on the second of those visits, Shinny was here too.
Has to be JJ though; we go back a long time in posting terms - March 2005 when we signed up to waht was then a superb BBC 606 site and we just got on. He's a very intelligent and entertaining bloke and a real pleasure to have a few beers with.
If someone had info about you that you would prefer not to be shared, is it worth while them blackmailing you?
Not really. If I fuck up in my life as I've done many times in the past, then that's my fault and I'll hold my hands up and say "I fucked up."
When are you going to buy a new car?
Next year....and it won't be a new one, it would be a slightly younger one than I drive now!
Do you find "Insomnia" on repeat play a successful way to wake up house guests after 4 hours sleep?
Lol JJ.........generally yes mate!
What is your favourite stadium in the Football League? And you are not allowed to say Elland Road.
All the modern ones lack character in my book. Identical stands and roofing running all around the pitch is really boring. i like a ground where you can sence the heart and soul of a club. Carrow Road would be my pick.
Out of all the girls on 606 who would you most like to meet?
I'd say Spozz, Sooz and AC most probably. I get on well with all of them and they're entertaining to chat to.
Out of all the girls on 606 who would you most fuck?
I don't do fucking first and foremost. I make love to a woman. Secondly, I'm married and although I've not been the best of husbands to my wife in the monogamy stakes (I used to think that was a fucking wood colour at one point) I would be ashamed of myself if I cheated again.
Do you have a hissy fit in the supermarket when Mrs Jumpers won’t buy you a crate of Tennants Super Strength?
I'd have a hissy fit if she did offer to buy it, it's disgusting. I would however kick and scream if she prevented me from checking out the bottled real ales or the spirits aisles.
Have you ever had sex up against a takeaway establishment window?
No Mrs H, I haven't. The far more salubrious surroundings of a Ford Fiesta has been the lowest I've stooped. Stooped being the operative word - 6 ft 4 tall in the back of one of them....nearly put my back out!
How much fanny batter does it take to cover an average size piece of cod?
Depends if the cod will touch the sides during the battering process i guess. I'd say though, for the sake of argument, an average cod would require apporx 25 ML of fanny batter for ample coverage. Poor fucking cod - at least it won't smell any different!
If you could model yourself on the physique of any current Leeds player who would it be?
Thanks AC!!!! Hulse - although my chisselled physique aint too bad for a 34 year old with an aversion to exercise and healthy living!
What 3 things could you not live without?
My wife (although I can often not live her if you know what I mean)
My kids
My mobile
If Roaster could dish the dirt about you, what do you think he would most likely say?
"Simon nicked a walnut"
Where do you see yourself in 10yrs time? (yes still with the 'magic pocket... I mean lifestyle wise)
I'm close the top in my current career....yes, I do have one.....but I'd like to be the very top person. I'm a good manager with an empathic management style. I'm a people person at heart. I'd like to think my personal qualities (outside of pocket billiards) will further my career. On the home front, I might have replaced my car by then, my eldest will be a Karate World Champion and my youngest will have passed his GCSE's. Would like to think I'll still be married in 10 years time also.
Which out of the teams in the championship do you 'dislike' the most because of their fans?
not fair...so many to choose from! Will say Leicester simply because of my old mate Lloyd from 606 who did nothing but anger, frustrate and infuriate any sensible football fan with his idiotic and ridiculous ramblings. Bloke is a C*nt and i know a lot of Leicester fans and they are good people but Lloyd has done the club no favours in my book.
Sex or football?
Ideally, fellatio performed on me while I watch the footy. But if I'm in the mood, sex first always.
What is your best excuse for not turning up for work?
This has to be a Roaster one....and he knows my two most favourite ones which I actually used are
1. Can't come in today, I was spat on by a camel when walking the dog
2. Can't come in today, was walking along a busy road and I've been overcome by car fumes.
What is the likely outcome of the York v Stafford matches next season? (apart from the City fans throwing dustbins at your players...)
Stafford Rangers will lose both matches by the odd goal in 12
Whats your favourite Walnut?
Any that I haven't paid for
Right, there you go.....Thank you for the experience.
I don't drink at all during the week normally. Most of the damage to my liver occurs at weekends. Based on half a pint being one unit (if that's correct...?) I'd probably say over a weekend, especially thanks to the Quiz night on a Sunday with Roaster, I'd say I probably did about 20 units. However, when I have the lads round on a Saturday night, we shift on average 2-3 litres of vodka and I can do a bottle of Jamesons so when that happens, I would honestly say that figure would probably treble at the very least.
Is this intake exceeded by Roaster?
I wouldn't honestly know for sure - my "guess" (and that's all it can be) would be that he exceeds my intake on an average week because he likes his wine, his single malts and he chills out with a beer probably more so than I would during the week. Sundays are can be entertaining at the quiz expecially if Ro has had a few after dinner brandies. Oddly enough some nights on here can be entertaining when he's single handedly destroying a bottle of Jameson's!
Who is the more volatile under the influence?!?
I'm possibly more chilled out when pissed. Ro can become agitated far more easily.....Ro almost chinned "comedian" Jimmy Carr when we went to see him. Sat at the front Ro, we were all shitfaced and Carr referred to Ro as a queer gypsie...it honestly took me and our mate Dan to keep him off the stage. PMSL. I've had my moments when pissed but generally I'm a good natured person and I can control my temper....pretty much all the time.
If you could go to a Leeds game with any of the Leeds fans on here, who would you most like to go with?
Great question - me and Ro don't go as often as we used to but we've always had a great time when we've watched a game together. Off here though, god there's so many brilliant and wonderfal Leeds fans to choose from. If I'm pushed to decide, I'd go with all of them to be honest. Every single one of them on here. Because they are all superb! What a day that would be eh lads and lasses? May sound like a cop-out to not name anyone in particular but hey, the more the merrier!
If the RBNO crew went on a lads holiday, it could get messy! What could you see happening to each person on the holiday including Gresley, Sterland, Roaster, GB, Pastie and Hulsey and of course, yourself?
Best question so far (still loads to go though). OK, firstly, RBNO regulars are all top people in my book and I do think of them as really good friends. With that in mind, no offence guys but:
Gresley would probably get DVT on the plane on the way over despite being housed in a special bed running the length of the plane's fuselage. After that he'd probably get deported for pissing his 20 pints of dinnertime Stellas onto the street or something....
Sterland would probably end up signing a deal to re-floor the hotel (would probably need to be done with Gres stomping around anyway) before entering into a Flash Harry agreement behind the bar on some loser's credit card and leaving without settling up
Roaster would spend all day by the pool sleeping off the previous night's ale. He'd have a laugh and a carry on at night time before chinning some poor unfortunate local that "looked" at him "funny."
GB would skulk around miserable after using up his fortnight's supply of Durex in the first 3 hours after arriving at the airport before we left! Only a pack of 3 GB?
PASTIE would not been seen in daylight hours but would venture out at night and be the last one to leave the bar making sure he got home just before the early morning daylight started to rot his nocturnal skin
Hulsey would make us all look shite so we'd probably have to keep him out of the public view to give us normal lads a chance with the lasses!
Me Well I'd go with the flow - spend most of the time taking the piss, getting shit faced and chasing skirt....without much success!
Have you ever pulled one of Roaster's girlfriends behind his back?
No, never. I would never cross him. He's my brother, he's my blood and I love him to bits. No woman is ever worth your brotherhood.
If the RBNO crew were all put in the Big Brother House, who do you think would end up being the last person in and winning?
The thing about RBNO is that we are all very different people, very different personalities - quite a disparate group if ever there was one. I guess the winner would be the one who connects best with the watching public although that doesn't always happen. Hulsey's name springs to mind again here based on how popular he is on here. But I know the other guys on RBNO would all be worthy winners. There's something for everyone on RBNO!!!
Who would win in a fight, You or Roaster?
No idea. It'll never happen. Sorry to disappoint on that one.
Who's the most passionate Leeds fan on this board and you can't say all of them or yourself.
Tough question as they all are. Sorry, that's not my final answer but it needed saying. Every Leeds fan on a match day that can't go is on here listening to commentary, chatting with each having some banter and it makes every match a superb occasion. Those that do go are on here straight awa after they return home and they're keeping us all up to date. You want me to pick one though don't you. Hulsey - simply because of the attitude and leadership he showed after that shithole display in the Play off final. He epitomised everything that we all felt and lifted us. Top man.
Did you cry when Leeds lost to Watford
Let me put it this way, I wasn't skipping round the living room laughing. It was a nightmare day after all the build up. I did well up but I didn't actually cry. It still hurts even now.
GFJ, how many women have succumbed to your Stafford charms?
24 different women. Each woman meant something to me at the time.
What do you think really happened in Roswell in 1947?
In a bid to drum up interest in its ailing film industry, Hollywood staged the whole thing so we'd all be inspired to watch all those shit B movies and comment to our kids, "it really happened you know. Ah yes, back in Roswell, 1947....."
Who is your favourite non related MB member to have stayed at your house?
JJ has stayed on two separate occasions and we've had a superb time (apart from him moaning about my taste in music). Ade has visited but not stayed over and on the second of those visits, Shinny was here too.
Has to be JJ though; we go back a long time in posting terms - March 2005 when we signed up to waht was then a superb BBC 606 site and we just got on. He's a very intelligent and entertaining bloke and a real pleasure to have a few beers with.
If someone had info about you that you would prefer not to be shared, is it worth while them blackmailing you?
Not really. If I fuck up in my life as I've done many times in the past, then that's my fault and I'll hold my hands up and say "I fucked up."
When are you going to buy a new car?
Next year....and it won't be a new one, it would be a slightly younger one than I drive now!
Do you find "Insomnia" on repeat play a successful way to wake up house guests after 4 hours sleep?
Lol JJ.........generally yes mate!
What is your favourite stadium in the Football League? And you are not allowed to say Elland Road.
All the modern ones lack character in my book. Identical stands and roofing running all around the pitch is really boring. i like a ground where you can sence the heart and soul of a club. Carrow Road would be my pick.
Out of all the girls on 606 who would you most like to meet?
I'd say Spozz, Sooz and AC most probably. I get on well with all of them and they're entertaining to chat to.
Out of all the girls on 606 who would you most fuck?
I don't do fucking first and foremost. I make love to a woman. Secondly, I'm married and although I've not been the best of husbands to my wife in the monogamy stakes (I used to think that was a fucking wood colour at one point) I would be ashamed of myself if I cheated again.
Do you have a hissy fit in the supermarket when Mrs Jumpers won’t buy you a crate of Tennants Super Strength?
I'd have a hissy fit if she did offer to buy it, it's disgusting. I would however kick and scream if she prevented me from checking out the bottled real ales or the spirits aisles.
Have you ever had sex up against a takeaway establishment window?
No Mrs H, I haven't. The far more salubrious surroundings of a Ford Fiesta has been the lowest I've stooped. Stooped being the operative word - 6 ft 4 tall in the back of one of them....nearly put my back out!
How much fanny batter does it take to cover an average size piece of cod?
Depends if the cod will touch the sides during the battering process i guess. I'd say though, for the sake of argument, an average cod would require apporx 25 ML of fanny batter for ample coverage. Poor fucking cod - at least it won't smell any different!
If you could model yourself on the physique of any current Leeds player who would it be?
Thanks AC!!!! Hulse - although my chisselled physique aint too bad for a 34 year old with an aversion to exercise and healthy living!
What 3 things could you not live without?
My wife (although I can often not live her if you know what I mean)
My kids
My mobile
If Roaster could dish the dirt about you, what do you think he would most likely say?
"Simon nicked a walnut"
Where do you see yourself in 10yrs time? (yes still with the 'magic pocket... I mean lifestyle wise)
I'm close the top in my current career....yes, I do have one.....but I'd like to be the very top person. I'm a good manager with an empathic management style. I'm a people person at heart. I'd like to think my personal qualities (outside of pocket billiards) will further my career. On the home front, I might have replaced my car by then, my eldest will be a Karate World Champion and my youngest will have passed his GCSE's. Would like to think I'll still be married in 10 years time also.
Which out of the teams in the championship do you 'dislike' the most because of their fans?
not fair...so many to choose from! Will say Leicester simply because of my old mate Lloyd from 606 who did nothing but anger, frustrate and infuriate any sensible football fan with his idiotic and ridiculous ramblings. Bloke is a C*nt and i know a lot of Leicester fans and they are good people but Lloyd has done the club no favours in my book.
Sex or football?
Ideally, fellatio performed on me while I watch the footy. But if I'm in the mood, sex first always.
What is your best excuse for not turning up for work?
This has to be a Roaster one....and he knows my two most favourite ones which I actually used are
1. Can't come in today, I was spat on by a camel when walking the dog
2. Can't come in today, was walking along a busy road and I've been overcome by car fumes.
What is the likely outcome of the York v Stafford matches next season? (apart from the City fans throwing dustbins at your players...)
Stafford Rangers will lose both matches by the odd goal in 12
Whats your favourite Walnut?
Any that I haven't paid for
Right, there you go.....Thank you for the experience.