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Post by Greenday Everyday on Apr 5, 2006 10:32:24 GMT -1
Pure class m'lord.
Edmund: Right Baldrick, let's try again shall we? This is called adding. If I have two
beans, and then I add two more beans, what do I have?
Baldrick: Some beans.
Edmund:Yes...and no. Let's try again shall we? I have two beans, then I add two more
beans. What does that make?
Baldrick: A very small casserole.
Edmund: Baldrick, the ape creatures of the Indus have mastered this. Now try again. One,
two, three, four. So how many are there?
Baldrick: Three
Edmund: What?
Baldrick: And that one.
Edmund: Three and that one. So if I add that one to the three what will I have?
Baldrick: Oh! Some beans.
Edmund: Yes. To you Baldrick, the renaissance was just something that happened to
other people wasn't it?
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Post by NoCanariesAllowed (Ipswich'02) on Apr 5, 2006 10:52:58 GMT -1
Baldrick: But then I'll go to hell forever for stealing.
Blackadder: Believe me Baldrick - eternity in the company of Beelzebub, and all his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me..... and this pencil...
;D ;D ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 5, 2006 11:06:07 GMT -1
Blackadder : Have you ever been to Wales Baldrick? Baldrick : No, but I've often thought I'd like to. Blackadder : Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrorising people with their close-harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight. Grrrrr!  but still also quite funny! ;D |
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 5, 2006 11:07:04 GMT -1
Blackadder : Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?
Baldrick : Yeah! It's like goldy and bronzy, only it's made of iron.
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Post by mortontheblade on Apr 5, 2006 11:08:31 GMT -1
Blackadder: Bloody explorers, ponce off to Mumbo Jumbo land, come home with a tropical disease, a suntan and a bag of brown lumpy things, and Bob's your uncle, everyone's got a picture of them in lavatory.
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Post by mortontheblade on Apr 5, 2006 11:09:05 GMT -1
George: My head... oh, my head... feels like the time I was initiated into the Silly Buggers Society at Cambridge. I misheard the rules and tried to push a whole aubergine up my earhole.
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Post by mortontheblade on Apr 5, 2006 11:09:46 GMT -1
Blackadder: Ha ! I laugh at danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear.
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Post by mortontheblade on Apr 5, 2006 11:10:21 GMT -1
Blackadder: Personally I thought you were the least convincing female impressionist since Tarzan went through Jane's handbag and ate her lipstick, but I'm clearly in a minority.
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Post by mortontheblade on Apr 5, 2006 11:11:17 GMT -1
Blackadder: Oh, God, God, God! What on earth was I drinking last night? My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it.
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 5, 2006 11:11:35 GMT -1
Blackadder: Oh, God. Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more.
THAT will be my new signature, methinks...
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Post by mortontheblade on Apr 5, 2006 11:12:05 GMT -1
Blackadder to George: Somewhere outside Saffron Walden there's an uncle who is seven feet tall with no chin and an Adam's apple that makes him look as if he's constantly trying to swallow a ballcock.
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Post by mortontheblade on Apr 5, 2006 11:12:43 GMT -1
George: I'm absolutely top-hole, sir, with an ying and yang and yippiedeedoo.
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Post by mortontheblade on Apr 5, 2006 11:13:29 GMT -1
Blackadder: I've just been hearing about your work in Taunton. Imagine that - every single person in the village having an affair with the same duck.
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 5, 2006 11:19:56 GMT -1
Huzzah! I did very well on the BBC Quiz...!  |
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 5, 2006 11:22:48 GMT -1
Melchett: 'I'll just have to sit this one out on the touchline with the half-time oranges and the fat wheezy boys with a note from matron, while you young bloods link arms for the glorious final scrum down.'
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 5, 2006 11:25:29 GMT -1
Baldrick: 'Shall I do my war poem, sir?'
Blackadder: 'How hurt will you be if I give the honest answer, which is, No - I'd rather French-kiss a skunk?'
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Post by mortontheblade on Apr 5, 2006 11:31:51 GMT -1
BALDRICK!!! have you been eating dung again
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Apr 5, 2006 11:47:25 GMT -1
Morning Darling
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Post by mortontheblade on Apr 5, 2006 11:52:37 GMT -1
Slackbladder
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Post by mortontheblade on Apr 10, 2006 20:40:17 GMT -1
Blackadder: I know from long experience all my men have the artistic talent of a cluster of colour-blind hedgehogs in a bag.
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Your friendly messageboard Spiderman. {=}{/=}
but still also quite funny! ;D
One by one the penguins steal my sanity.