proof that women just dont get football!!!!

[Giar]

This is a true story from a Chelsea Season Ticket Holder from last

Season and highlights the fact that women just don't get football.

His season-ticket last year was an absolute plum seat half way up the

main stand close to the half-way line. In other words, a TV

camera style view.

Anyway, after the first few games of the season it became apparent that

despite all the home games being sell-outs, the two seats on his left

were always empty. This continued until just after Christmas when all of

a sudden a guy and his young son appeared there.

After a few weeks of sitting next to this guy and his son, he decided to

ask if the guy knew why the seats had been empty for half the season.

The response is legendary:

Yeah don't even go there mate. The wife bought me and my son a season

ticket but decided it would be a nice idea to give us them for

Christmas !



how priceless is that?!?!?!?!

[spurrsgirl]

I bet the wife was blond

[Giar]

spurrsgirl said:

I bet the wife was blond

that why i LOVE brunettes my dear

[gw]

Lol

[spurrsgirl]

giar said:

spurrsgirl said:

I bet the wife was blond

that why i LOVE brunettes my dear

Well we are far superior ;D

[Giar]

spurrsgirl said:

giar said:

that why i LOVE brunettes my dear

Well we are far superior ;D

and you have far more class

[thales]

exalt for that, PMSL, typical scumski fans

<i really hate them >

[spurrsgirl]

giar said:

spurrsgirl said:

Well we are far superior ;D

and you have far more class

You old charmer you !

[Giar]

spurrsgirl said:

giar said:

and you have far more class

You old charmer you !

nothing the lady doesnt deserve

[spurrsgirl]

giar said:

spurrsgirl said:

You old charmer you !

nothing the lady doesnt deserve

Lordy, was my report that glowing ?!! ;D

[Giar]

spurrsgirl said:

giar said:

nothing the lady doesnt deserve

Lordy, was my report that glowing ?!! ;D

might have been

im not all sleaze and sexual innuendo's you know

[festerroyalblue]

giar said:

spurrsgirl said:

Lordy, was my report that glowing ?!! ;D

might have been

im not all sleaze and sexual innuendo's you know

giar dont tell fibs...i may be leaving these boards soon but i will police your lecturous behavious until the 11nth hour young man

like a hawk

[Giar]

ok i mainly am but not ALL the time, i have been known to actually be quite nice from time to time

[festerroyalblue]

like a hawk (in a homer simpson style defiance)

[Giar]

[festerroyalblue]

>:(grrrrrrrr

[Dr LuKas]

I heard that story, but the version I heard was an Arsenal season ticket .......

[Giar]

could be just a load of bollocks in truth. who knows

[Fizzy Bread]

Probably is..

Not that you're into sweeping generalisations about women knowing f.a about footy!! *Better not be, grrrrr*

[Giar]

me? would i do a thing like that?!?!?!?!?!?