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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jun 12, 2007 19:08:44 GMT -1
Game 12[/u]
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Post by gt on Jun 12, 2007 22:12:30 GMT -1
He quite literally had him in his back pocket all game [/u] [/quote]
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Post by PASTIE on Jun 12, 2007 22:25:27 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Shortly afterwards, velcro was banned in all South American football, be it used on the pitch, the shorts or the gloves.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 13, 2007 6:53:17 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] He didnt think it was possible but right at that moment Diego forgot what a right pain in the arse his mother in law was
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 13, 2007 7:43:15 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Gilberto explains the "Ridden like a blackpool donkey" expression to his fellow South Americans
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Jun 13, 2007 7:48:18 GMT -1
Gilberto was clearly out of practice for the South American eastern division leap-frog championships.
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Post by Giar on Jun 13, 2007 8:05:29 GMT -1
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Post by danthered on Jun 13, 2007 10:26:32 GMT -1
The new Brazilian superstar misunderstood his manager when he heard him say "now lets go out and fook em up"
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Post by andyinshef on Jun 13, 2007 12:15:58 GMT -1
[/quote] ...Sky Sport now massively regret the fact that they decided to broadcast their coverage of the GAY World Cup pre watershed time...
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Post by thales on Jun 13, 2007 15:09:22 GMT -1
the south american TWISTER championship wasn't quite going argentina's way!
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jun 13, 2007 15:19:38 GMT -1
Game 12[/u] "Don't Cry For Me Argentina....."
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 14, 2007 11:47:16 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Possibly the best fucking of Argentina since the Falklands...! ;D
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Post by officergroyman on Jun 14, 2007 16:48:18 GMT -1
Although the match was billed as an International FRIENDLY, what transpired on the pitch that day was NOT exactly what most fans had in mind!
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Jun 14, 2007 19:58:38 GMT -1
Gilberto didn't like curry and spoke little English, so after a few beers when his English pals told him they fancied an Indian he did his best to fit in and brought a South American.. [/u] [/quote]
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jun 14, 2007 20:04:27 GMT -1
Gusty Gilberto was heard to whisper, "A bit close to the brown to get a deep screw on the pink...but what the hell - it's an exhibition game!"[/i]
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Jun 15, 2007 1:07:50 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] No no no!!! I told you to fucking go in hard, not fuck him hard.
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Post by Travis on Jun 15, 2007 10:37:14 GMT -1
"Lads!! This is how you slip inside their left back!!"
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jun 15, 2007 11:30:20 GMT -1
Gilberto: "Open wider for fuck's sake!"
Greasy Spik Twat: "Why? You trying to get your balls in too?"
Gilberto: "No, I'm trying to get them out!"
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Post by The Lucky C on Jun 17, 2007 12:28:52 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] The South American wheelbarrow race championships was always an unusual spectacle.
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Post by reddeviljai on Jun 18, 2007 13:32:22 GMT -1
in brazil, this how we teach the samba!!!!
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