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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jun 12, 2007 19:03:48 GMT -1
Game 10[/u]
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Non League Player (someone crap, like Boston)
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Post by gt on Jun 12, 2007 22:17:29 GMT -1
Boro's smog filled air caused some strange mutations... [/u] [/quote]
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Post by PASTIE on Jun 12, 2007 22:20:45 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] He didn't care what the tabloids may print. Southgate loved this blow up doll and he was taking it home.
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Jun 13, 2007 0:41:37 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Xavier "Boss let me get on the pitch" Southgate "No way Abel im not letting you on that pitch until ive checked you for drugs!!".
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 13, 2007 6:57:39 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Wait dont take the free kick yet, i have another waxwork dummy for the wall
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 13, 2007 7:40:04 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Southgate found it difficult to keep a High Xavier on the pitch
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Jun 13, 2007 7:44:06 GMT -1
Southgate's Comedy hand buzzer clearly had a little too much voltage going through it.
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Post by Giar on Jun 13, 2007 8:01:18 GMT -1
southgate:- "look Xavier i know your excited because you scored but i already told you, im only going to give you the wrap of cocaine once we have won the game" "SO TAKE YOUR THIEVING HANDS OUT OF MY POCKET YOU BLOODY JUNKIE!!!!!"
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jun 13, 2007 14:59:24 GMT -1
Game 10[/u] Unfortunatly, the language barrier on Teeside showed no sign of improving....For fuck sake, I said chew, not swallow whole......."
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Post by thales on Jun 13, 2007 15:00:54 GMT -1
Right you proved you can lift me! Now try Viduka!
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Post by andyinshef on Jun 13, 2007 19:02:23 GMT -1
[/quote] ...Southgate and Xavier show off their new party piece impersonation - one's got the teeth, one's got the hair - ITS KENN DODD!!...
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 14, 2007 11:41:44 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Southgate desperately tries to engineer rapid comedown for buoyant cokehead Xavier
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Post by officergroyman on Jun 14, 2007 16:34:08 GMT -1
Southgate to Xavier...."I told you I'd give you the shaft the next time you embarrassed your squad on the pitch, now take it like a man!!"
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Jun 14, 2007 19:39:25 GMT -1
The finale of Middlesborough FC's official DVD '101 Great Throw Ins' climaxed with the celebration of Abel and Gareth celebrating him finding Vidukas head..... [/u] [/quote]
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jun 14, 2007 20:56:06 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] "Get your fucking hand out of my pocket," warned Southgate. Unfortunatley after all those years spent on Merseyside it was like second nature to Xavier.[/i]
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jun 15, 2007 11:07:56 GMT -1
Standing to the right, Gary Numan can only look on helplessly as Southgate tries to prove that his Friend's Electric....
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Post by Travis on Jun 17, 2007 9:04:46 GMT -1
Xavier's time on Merseyside had obviously not been wasted. As his manager celebrated, Abel saw the perfect opportunity to relieve him of his wallet.
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Post by The Lucky C on Jun 17, 2007 12:23:55 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Hey everyone! Look what I won at the fair!
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Post by reddeviljai on Jun 18, 2007 13:37:52 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] cmon abel, yer a big boy now, i shouldnt have to burp you...........
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jun 18, 2007 17:25:20 GMT -1
Game 10 Results[/u] 8 PASTIE 8 Thales of Miletus 7 The Lucky C 7 GT 6 Goalposts for Jumpers 5 Mr Millwall 5 Tenacious Lee 5 Travis 5 Sterland4England 5 Andyinshef 5 HO 5 Jules 5 C'Mon You Spurs 5 Reddeviljai 5 Ninja Squirrel 5 Argylesmurf 4 Officer Groyman
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