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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jun 12, 2007 19:00:05 GMT -1
Game 7[/u]
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Post by gt on Jun 12, 2007 22:22:23 GMT -1
Foul play suspected as elephant dropped onto the pitch after shot on goal... [/u] [/quote]
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Post by PASTIE on Jun 12, 2007 22:30:09 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] "Wait!" shouted the porter as the guests all fought for the end of the tray, "I've another whole batch of cheese and pineapple on a stick"
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 13, 2007 7:32:39 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] The Blind World Cup takes an intresting twist as someone tied a bell to Emmanuale Lumpembe
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Jun 13, 2007 7:40:06 GMT -1
The striker's "tilla girl" routine clearly works, as the keeper is transfixed, despite the ball being several feet away...
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 13, 2007 8:11:25 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] The winner of the " Centre your face in the middle of the honeycombe goal net" is won by the dark haired lady in 2nd row
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Post by Giar on Jun 13, 2007 8:18:47 GMT -1
even before 1/2 time the 22 players on the pitch realized that football wasn't their proper calling in life, so they turned their attentions to human tetris in an attempt to stop the crowd booing my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=309564
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Post by danthered on Jun 13, 2007 9:39:25 GMT -1
In his James Bond stance and with his hidden Gun Glove the keeper manages to take out the striker as his defenders leap out of the way
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Post by andyinshef on Jun 13, 2007 11:50:56 GMT -1
[/quote] "...SHIITE!!! - Thats the last time I stand in the wall when he takes a free kick!!..."
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jun 13, 2007 14:32:21 GMT -1
Game 7[/u] "Urgh, there's dog shit on that ball.....duck!"
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Post by thales on Jun 13, 2007 14:53:45 GMT -1
Again their attempts at a human pyramid had failed!
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Jun 13, 2007 19:24:22 GMT -1
The African tribute band 'Village People' had trouble with the literal translation of 'YMCA' in their dance routine... [/u] [/quote]
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 14, 2007 11:30:04 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] The new "used condom" football proved unpopular with defenders...
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Post by officergroyman on Jun 14, 2007 16:13:55 GMT -1
The Dude in glasses directly behind the net, opens his mouth as wide as possible in order to attempt the Super Suck Routine (aka. The Hoover Technique) in hopes of guiding the ball to the back of the net!
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jun 14, 2007 20:22:45 GMT -1
Despite weeks spent preparing the illusion David Blaine was fucking furious when the goalkeeper failed to levitate[/i]
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Jun 15, 2007 0:55:39 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] FIFAs new explode on impact ball was not going down to well at the African nations cup.
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jun 15, 2007 10:43:38 GMT -1
Comedy aplenty during the Paralympic's latest crowd pleasing sport; Bungee-Wheelchair-Football. Here, three competitors' eagerness to reach the ball has the crowd in stitches when their chairs reach the point of no return.....
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Post by Travis on Jun 17, 2007 9:17:42 GMT -1
Panic ensued in the scramble to escape, when the players learned that Michael Barrymore was in the stadium and on the lookout for a new 'sporty' toyboy.
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Post by The Lucky C on Jun 17, 2007 12:18:24 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] They took the gold at the interpretative dance championships, but just looked like puddings on the pitch.
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Post by reddeviljai on Jun 18, 2007 13:52:31 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] the attempt for a world record 3 man back spin was not done at the correct time.
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