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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jun 3, 2007 19:28:10 GMT -1
Game 2[/i]
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 3, 2007 19:43:08 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] yum yum, at last, those half time oranges are never enough
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gt
Non League Player (someone crap, like Boston)
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Post by gt on Jun 3, 2007 19:48:05 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] To the casual onlooker it was clear that Savage had been hanging round with Defoe too much of late
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Jun 3, 2007 19:50:59 GMT -1
Do you has a flavour?
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Post by Arnold on Jun 3, 2007 20:02:57 GMT -1
The memory of those delicious kebabs from Funny Boyz in Blackpool recently was just too much............( Link)
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 3, 2007 20:04:12 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] yes its true humans do taste like chicken
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Post by The Lucky C on Jun 3, 2007 20:09:11 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] Unfortunately, he'd been watching Dawn of the Dead pre-match. Then came the funny thoughts...
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Post by PASTIE on Jun 3, 2007 20:10:23 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] "Ah," says Shevchenko shortly before transferring to Chelski, "soon I can play crap, take it easy for a year and then it will be my turn to bite the hand that feeds me..."
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jun 3, 2007 20:19:21 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] Had the adder bitten his arse.................he'd have been a dead 'un!"[/i]
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Post by Giar on Jun 4, 2007 7:56:03 GMT -1
just before the pic was taken, Shevchenko said with a big grin on his face as his hand disapeared down the back his team mates shorts.............."bite down on this, it wont take long"
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 4, 2007 8:16:09 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] Saveage had to clamp down as Steve Bruce entered the wrong Tunnel
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Post by reddeviljai on Jun 4, 2007 16:15:36 GMT -1
the casting session for shaun of the dead II reached even the footy pitches!
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Post by andyinshef on Jun 4, 2007 18:36:46 GMT -1
[/quote] ....no more, no more. You leave my bitch alone I tell you....
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Posting on message boards is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.....
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jun 4, 2007 19:25:33 GMT -1
[/quote] Ken Bates' influence runs far and wide throughout football. Here an unwitting creditor is "encouraged to accept 1p in the £"
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Post by jjar on Jun 4, 2007 20:22:12 GMT -1
mike tyson, you've got nothing on me. i'll have a whole limb
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Post by thales on Jun 5, 2007 13:10:05 GMT -1
Shevchenko tries to denine the ukranians new defender lived near chernobyl....
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Post by danthered on Jun 5, 2007 14:00:13 GMT -1
After seeing his team mate score and do the funky chicken as his goal celebration the big defender couldn't help himself he was soooo hungry
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 5, 2007 14:14:25 GMT -1
[/quote] It was no good ...... he'd fought the feeling for long enough ...... and was starting to discover that a phaal curry and litre of prune juice weren't ideal as pre-match meal!! As he bit down hard he began to dream of mint yoghurt, and how good it would feel to spread it between his burning cheeks!!
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jun 5, 2007 15:14:00 GMT -1
Game 2[/i] Questions over Sir Anthony Hopkins disapearance are laid to rest after this recent sighting in the Ukraine....albeit minus father beans and a nice chianti....
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Post by officergroyman on Jun 5, 2007 17:16:22 GMT -1
Shevy is happy that he wasn't the one to score, as he watches Yerdai Chompshenko do his now famous congratulatory goal celebration.
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