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Post by Roaster©®™ on Apr 30, 2006 14:37:14 GMT -1
SEASON 6 - Match 8[/u]  Alexi Lalas was devastated after the Mexican judges announced unanimously that “Winner of Goatee of the Year Award 2002” was Sterland’s English entry![/i]
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Apr 30, 2006 15:44:07 GMT -1
"Si Señor Lalas," says number 77, "I did piss in your Fajita kit sauce. Remember the Alamo!"
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Post by ArgyleChick on Apr 30, 2006 17:01:29 GMT -1
(Chap on the right) Is that the best Billy Connolly impression you can do mate? I am soooooooooo not impressed!
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Apr 30, 2006 18:30:03 GMT -1
Very good Ro!! Lalas found out, like 280 000 other Americans that nasty infections are commonplace when getting fucked by Mexicans... [/u] |
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Post by mrdragon on Apr 30, 2006 19:31:19 GMT -1
'Mine's just a poor beard will you let me go-ooo!'
'Non, amigo. We will not be of the letting you go."
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Post by PASTIE on Apr 30, 2006 23:53:52 GMT -1
[/u] Says number 77, "You can sing all you want mate, I still can't spare you any change." |
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Post by MRMILLWALL on May 1, 2006 2:07:30 GMT -1
[/u] Alexi Lalas Goes down like a sack of shit after the 77 tells him hes dicks not as big as Peter Beardsleys.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on May 1, 2006 8:06:00 GMT -1
[/u] Alexi Lalas was devastated after the Mexican judges announced unanimously that “Winner of Goatee of the Year Award 2002” was Sterland’s English entry![/i] [/quote] Lalas was devastated, he'd spent his whole life thinking he was strawberry blonde, til No.13 pulled out his compact Mirror!! |
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Post by kinghornet on May 1, 2006 11:12:30 GMT -1
[/u] Alexi Lalas was devastated after the Mexican judges announced unanimously that “Winner of Goatee of the Year Award 2002” was Sterland’s English entry![/i] [/quote] Ginger hair and football clearly dont mix |
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Post by JJ on May 1, 2006 11:15:29 GMT -1
Despite growing a beard in an attempt to disguise himself, Mick Hucknall was spotted by the Mexican centre half and got a deserved punch in the knackers for being a Manc twat [/u] Alexi Lalas was devastated after the Mexican judges announced unanimously that “Winner of Goatee of the Year Award 2002” was Sterland’s English entry![/i] [/quote] |
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Post by officergroyman on May 1, 2006 17:30:19 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Alexi Lalas does his best James Blunt "Your Beautiful" Impression for the two Mexican strikers!! Unfortunately it all ended in tears for Lalas[/i] |
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Post by MikeNewellsBarmyArmy on May 1, 2006 18:17:58 GMT -1
13 to 77: "Hey billy, if hes that upset about you pissing in his bottle of lucozade to fill it up, wait till he hears about what you did to his half time orange!"
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Post by Mrs H on May 2, 2006 7:24:45 GMT -1
[/u] Alexi Lalas was devastated after the Mexican judges announced unanimously that “Winner of Goatee of the Year Award 2002” was Sterland’s English entry![/i] [/quote] Mexico gain extra points in the World Cup for kicking Lalas in the nuts. 1 point for him being a ginge and 3 poits for him being American. |
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Post by Kman on May 2, 2006 7:56:27 GMT -1
That's the last time Lalas will ask, 'What is a Mexican spit roast?'
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on May 2, 2006 9:02:15 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Alexi Lalas Was devestated that he lost the soggy biscuit game |
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Post by ade on May 2, 2006 9:32:20 GMT -1
[/u] lalas is trying to become a good singer but he only becoming justin hawkings out of the darkness after the nuts took a good cracking |
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Post by eagleeye on May 2, 2006 12:45:05 GMT -1
Team USA cheapened the World Cup by entering a celebrity team. Mexico were so outraged they twatted the geezer from ZZ Top in the family jewels.
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Post by PASTIE on May 2, 2006 19:56:40 GMT -1
Good luck Ro - there are some great entries on this one...
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Post by Super Danny Webber on May 2, 2006 20:01:35 GMT -1
FFS what the point in burning me with your head <kicks in bollocks>
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Post by alidyer on May 3, 2006 12:57:17 GMT -1
it was only ever going to be a sly fart, so u can understand his painful surprise as a an unchewed crisp tried to pass out sideways.....
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