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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 30, 2006 16:01:02 GMT -1
Match 6 of Season 4Ist leg of both KO Cups! Don't foget entries in by 4.00pm on Sunday. "The new striker's Human Cannon Ball routine was a sure fire crowd pleaser. It must have impressed the management as he hadn't been dropped yet!"
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 30, 2006 16:14:00 GMT -1
Match 6 of Season 4Ist leg of both KO Cups! Don't foget entries in by 4.00pm on Sunday. The 3 Legged World Farting Championships was won with a massive leap of 47 feet and a textbook landing!!
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 30, 2006 18:30:13 GMT -1
Match 6 of Season 4Ist leg of both KO Cups! Don't foget entries in by 4.00pm on Sunday. The fad for life size footballer garden ornaments proved short lived as the shell suit brigade kept thieving them.
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Mar 30, 2006 19:09:31 GMT -1
Stafford Rangers rejoiced winning the Confrence North, especially as they had achieved it away from their infamous sloping pitch.. Match 6 of Season 4Ist leg of both KO Cups! Don't foget entries in by 4.00pm on Sunday.
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Post by mrdragon on Mar 30, 2006 19:11:37 GMT -1
"I really (hic) don't think (hic) that this (hic) is the (hic)king Hemilich manauvre."
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eagleeye
League 2 Player
7 bloody minutes!
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Post by eagleeye on Mar 30, 2006 19:20:10 GMT -1
After an inept first half display the centre forward was given a rocket up his arse............literally.
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Post by JJ on Mar 30, 2006 19:22:46 GMT -1
Match 6 of Season 4Ist leg of both KO Cups! Don't foget entries in by 4.00pm on Sunday. The wonderful thing about Tiggers Is Tiggers are wonderful things Their tops are made out of rubber Their bottoms are made out of springs They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN! But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers Is I'm the only one Yes, I'm....the only one SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Mar 30, 2006 19:26:06 GMT -1
Match 6 of Season 4Ist leg of both KO Cups! Don't foget entries in by 4.00pm on Sunday. "The new striker's Human Cannon Ball routine was a sure fire crowd pleaser. It must have impressed the management as he hadn't been dropped yet!" Motty: This striker is SO hot Graeme, that he has to be refrained from launching off'.
Graeme Le Saux: 'Yes John, he has surely put a sparkle in my evening.'
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Post by ArgyleChick on Mar 30, 2006 20:09:42 GMT -1
The clubs decision to hold the annual bonfire/fireworks night at the ground proved all to much and upset some of the players - ahhhh bless
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Mar 30, 2006 20:41:03 GMT -1
Match 6 of Season 4Ist leg of both KO Cups! Don't foget entries in by 4.00pm on Sunday. "The new striker's Human Cannon Ball routine was a sure fire crowd pleaser. It must have impressed the management as he hadn't been dropped yet!" It was finally too much for old Fergie......Rooney shagging his missus was the last straw and steaming with pure rage, out came the famous 'blowdryer' treatment....unfortunatly the opposition were made to pay too..........
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Post by officergroyman on Mar 30, 2006 21:03:51 GMT -1
Match 6 of Season 4 As the fireworks went off, Klaus' post-traumatic stress disorder kicked into high gear as he quickly German Suplexed the striker face first into the turf
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Post by alidyer on Mar 30, 2006 22:15:43 GMT -1
Sir Clive's training methods down at saint mary's are really starting to become evident
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Mar 31, 2006 2:10:52 GMT -1
Match 6 of Season 4Ist leg of both KO Cups! Don't foget entries in by 4.00pm on Sunday. The Americans again make another vain attempt to jazz up soccer. With the new players on bungee ropes league.
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Post by Greenday Everyday on Mar 31, 2006 6:33:30 GMT -1
Despite the overwelming evidence the boss still refused to admit that he was blowing smoke up his striker's arse.
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Post by NoCanariesAllowed (Ipswich'02) on Mar 31, 2006 7:21:02 GMT -1
With all the smoke and loud bangs, the striker got frightened and confused, thinking he was in Iraq.
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Post by Remember Jesus on Mar 31, 2006 7:24:49 GMT -1
With all the smoke and loud bangs, the striker got frightened and confused, thinking he was in Iraq. One agent who goes that extra yard to protect his meal ticket.
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Post by mortontheblade on Mar 31, 2006 7:27:57 GMT -1
in training, secrets plans to counter, peter couchs height slip up
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Post by Mrs H on Mar 31, 2006 7:50:45 GMT -1
Leeds try a Native American War Dance in a bid to enter the Premiership.
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Post by mortontheblade on Mar 31, 2006 8:48:03 GMT -1
head first into the turnbuckle!!!
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Post by mortontheblade on Mar 31, 2006 8:53:11 GMT -1
DON'T BITE!!! or The trainers gay tendencies have been noted
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