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Post by Shippers on Nov 30, 2006 13:09:45 GMT -1
....In the style of the much appretiated 'Northern Porn' from FW I think we should have a festive version.
Suggestions?
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 30, 2006 13:11:03 GMT -1
Three lesbian triplets in
Ho, Ho, Ho
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Post by JJ on Nov 30, 2006 13:11:08 GMT -1
I suggest that with a large number of children using this MB, the thread is inappropriate  |
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Nov 30, 2006 13:11:23 GMT -1
Got a great pic but its porn...so i wont post it.....but it is christmas porn.
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 30, 2006 13:13:41 GMT -1
I suggest that with a large number of children using this MB, the thread is inappropriate OVER 18's ONLY - My contain gash! Sorted.... ;D |
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 30, 2006 13:14:14 GMT -1
Jules dons his Xmas porn get up. [/img][/quote] hmmm unfortunately the image is blocked... but you're the one going on about your bulging sack lol!!!  now where's that elfette?  |
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Post by JJ on Nov 30, 2006 13:15:02 GMT -1
Hmmm Why not post it on FW? No-one else will see it on there?! I suggest that with a large number of children using this MB, the thread is inappropriate OVER 18's ONLY - My contain gash! Sorted.... ;D |
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 30, 2006 13:17:39 GMT -1
Hmmm Why not post it on FW? No-one else will see it on there?! ;D |
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 30, 2006 13:20:22 GMT -1
Bloody hell Hurlock!  |
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Post by Shippers on Nov 30, 2006 13:20:23 GMT -1
Not pictures - in writing.
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Post by Dr LuKas on Nov 30, 2006 13:21:02 GMT -1
Is there away of having Christmas porn without including Santa, elves, animals, snowmen and the Ghost of Christmas past?
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Post by Shippers on Nov 30, 2006 13:21:57 GMT -1
I suggest that with a large number of children using this MB, the thread is inappropriate OVER 18's ONLY - My contain gash! Sorted.... ;D your contain gash? like you use your gash to contain things? like paper clips? |
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Post by Shippers on Nov 30, 2006 13:22:29 GMT -1
Is there away of having Christmas porn without including Santa, elves, animals, snowmen and the Ghost of Christmas past? holly? *winces* |
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Post by Shippers on Nov 30, 2006 13:22:55 GMT -1
I suggest that with a large number of children using this MB, the thread is inappropriate such an old man! |
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 30, 2006 13:26:16 GMT -1
I'm really VERY glad I didn't see the picture, given the reactions...! ;D Yes LL, simply a case of lovely ladies like you'll see at many quality pubs during the Xmas period, in short red velvet dresses with white fur trimming, possibly a jovial hat, and some fishnet stockings... I'll be back shortly...  |
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Post by JJ on Nov 30, 2006 13:27:12 GMT -1
Mature, I would like to call it Someone has to uphold the moral standing of the place, and I'm just the man!!! I suggest that with a large number of children using this MB, the thread is inappropriate such an old man! |
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Post by Shippers on Nov 30, 2006 13:31:49 GMT -1
When Blitzen eyed him expectantly from across the reindeer stable Santa new his luck was in, him paced accross the room triumphantly. Stopping a few feat from where the buxom beast was waiting. He slowly slipped off his fur trimmed red jacket, revealing his vest and bracers. As he pulled his bracers over his shoulders and let his trousers drop to his ankles Blitzen let out a short sharp sigh. He placed his hand firmly on either side of her rump and inched closer. Just then an Elf ran in with a polaroid camera - took a picture and sent it to the news of the world.
The End
I'm off for training - laters gang!
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Post by Shippers on Nov 30, 2006 13:32:36 GMT -1
Mature, I would like to call it Someone has to uphold the moral standing of the place, and I'm just the man!!! frick on a stick - JJ's the moral one on the board!?!? |
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 30, 2006 13:40:58 GMT -1
I have rarely been as appalled as I was reading that Shippers... it also alarms me that you seem to have some talent there too... if it wasn't Santa and a fricking reindeer!!! |
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Nov 30, 2006 13:47:50 GMT -1
I'm really VERY glad I didn't see the picture, given the reactions...! ;D Yes LL, simply a case of lovely ladies like you'll see at many quality pubs during the Xmas period, in short red velvet dresses with white fur trimming, possibly a jovial hat, and some fishnet stockings... I'll be back shortly... Hes got a pocket rocket on!!! He will be back shortly boys and girls hes just knocking one off. ;D |
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