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Post by Mrs H on Jun 26, 2007 14:50:10 GMT -1
Oooo intrigue in the staffroom. Are the teachers fondling each other again???
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Jun 26, 2007 14:51:14 GMT -1
Oooo intrigue in the staffroom. Are the teachers fondling each other again??? It's all part of Lee's aforementioned 'sordid plan'   *ooooer!* |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 26, 2007 14:53:55 GMT -1
Title
'The Unbearable Likeness of Bean'
Genre
Comedy/Horror
Plot
A man wakes up hospital to find his face covered in bandages. Alan Marx remember little about his accident and is just glad to be alive. However his joy turn to despair when upon having his bandages removed, he finds he now bares an incredible likeness to Sean Bean. Cue much ..... 'are you Sean Bean', 'no I'm not', 'yes you are', related hilarity. He begins though to feel an overwhelming sense of shame, as people think that he starred in a load of really crap films and used to married to the ginger bird out of 'Bread'. Cue his descent into madness!!
Ending
Ultimately he hunts down Sean Bean, and tortures him mercilessly with a belt sander ......... and then sands his own face off!!
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jun 26, 2007 14:53:57 GMT -1
Nope, should I? Must say, Gres looked rather fetching in Pink ;D I thought so too! I at first thought it was you who'd made us pink... and yes, you should!  Gres blamed Ster! ;D ;D ;D It was so obvious it was me.... Oakily of the dokily  |
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 26, 2007 14:54:04 GMT -1
Oooo intrigue in the staffroom. Are the teachers fondling each other again??? It's all part of Lee's aforementioned 'sordid plan' *ooooer!* Are members of the harem scratching each others eyes out as we speak? |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 26, 2007 14:55:15 GMT -1
I don't want one but the thread requires that you submit an idea from your own head. Happy now??  |
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 26, 2007 14:55:18 GMT -1
Title'The Unbearable Likeness of Bean'GenreComedy/Horror PlotA man wakes up hospital to find his face covered in bandages. Alan Marx remember little about his accident and is just glad to be alive. However his joy turn to despair when upon having his bandages removed, he finds he now bares an incredible likeness to Sean Bean. Cue much ..... 'are you Sean Bean', 'no I'm not', 'yes you are', related hilarity. He begins though to feel an overwhelming sense of shame, as people think that he starred in a load of really crap films and used to married to the ginger bird out of 'Bread'. Cue his descent into madness!! EndingUltimately he hunts down Sean Bean, and tortures him mercilessly with a belt sander ......... and then sands his own face off!! Could this be a non fiction novel?  |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 26, 2007 14:57:37 GMT -1
Title'The Unbearable Likeness of Bean'GenreComedy/Horror PlotA man wakes up hospital to find his face covered in bandages. Alan Marx remember little about his accident and is just glad to be alive. However his joy turn to despair when upon having his bandages removed, he finds he now bares an incredible likeness to Sean Bean. Cue much ..... 'are you Sean Bean', 'no I'm not', 'yes you are', related hilarity. He begins though to feel an overwhelming sense of shame, as people think that he starred in a load of really crap films and used to married to the ginger bird out of 'Bread'. Cue his descent into madness!! EndingUltimately he hunts down Sean Bean, and tortures him mercilessly with a belt sander ......... and then sands his own face off!! Could this be a non fiction novel? No .... but it could be a disturbing vision of someones future!! |
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Jun 26, 2007 14:58:06 GMT -1
I thought so too! I at first thought it was you who'd made us pink... and yes, you should! Gres blamed Ster! ;D ;D ;D It was so obvious it was me.... Oakily of the dokily I did too.. after blaming you first  Hot footing it after doing the crime certainly paid in your favour ya sneaky twat You and your liking of pink is starting to worry me.. you've gone beyond 'regular' manly levels.. then again, you are a metrosexual.. |
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 26, 2007 15:01:15 GMT -1
Could this be a non fiction novel? No .... but it could be a disturbing vision of someones future!! Is it an autobiography in the making? |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 26, 2007 15:02:13 GMT -1
No .... but it could be a disturbing vision of someones future!! Is it an autobiography in the making? I bloody hope not!! ;D |
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Jun 26, 2007 15:02:26 GMT -1
It's all part of Lee's aforementioned 'sordid plan' *ooooer!* Are members of the harem scratching each others eyes out as we speak? Not yet.. although.. It might explain Lee's fondness of pink. |
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jun 26, 2007 15:06:42 GMT -1
Gres blamed Ster! ;D ;D ;D It was so obvious it was me.... Oakily of the dokily I did too.. after blaming you first Hot footing it after doing the crime certainly paid in your favour ya sneaky twat You and your liking of pink is starting to worry me.. you've gone beyond 'regular' manly levels.. then again, you are a metrosexual.. Lol I'm really not fussed by it tbh. I know what I am, so does my girlfriend and the rest can wonder what the hell they like! |
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Jun 26, 2007 15:07:57 GMT -1
I did too.. after blaming you first Hot footing it after doing the crime certainly paid in your favour ya sneaky twat You and your liking of pink is starting to worry me.. you've gone beyond 'regular' manly levels.. then again, you are a metrosexual.. Lol I'm really not fussed by it tbh. I know what I am, so does my girlfriend and the rest can wonder what the hell they like! Different strokes.. as you say (But don't worry, we do ) |
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 26, 2007 15:09:38 GMT -1
Is it an autobiography in the making? I bloody hope not!! ;D If it does turn out to be you can I help with the orbital sanding?? ;D |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 27, 2007 7:36:56 GMT -1
If it does turn out to be you can I help with the orbital sanding?? ;D If I ever look like Sean Bean you can be my chippy's mate and help with the sanding!! <note to self H wants to sand my face off> |
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 27, 2007 8:32:12 GMT -1
If it does turn out to be you can I help with the orbital sanding?? ;D If I ever look like Sean Bean you can be my chippy's mate and help with the sanding!! <note to self H wants to sand my face off> Only if you appear to be Sean Bean |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 27, 2007 9:04:06 GMT -1
If I ever look like Sean Bean you can be my chippy's mate and help with the sanding!! <note to self H wants to sand my face off> Only if you appear to be Sean Bean ........ well that's alright then!! ;D |
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 27, 2007 10:25:52 GMT -1
Title
www.
Genre
Sci-fi/Thriller
Plot
Dave is an internet addict he spends all his days on it while at work and at home he befriends a person in a chatroom who goes by the name af Grawhill and the two chat about things.
One day Dave tells Grahill that he hates his boos and wishes he would disapear from his work place, the next day Daves boss is arrested for tax evasion, things take a turn for the worst as who ever Dave moans about to Grawhill horrible things happen to them.
Ending
Dave discovers that Grawhill is a self Aware Internet Virus that has "infected" Dave, who must now find a way to destroy this entity before it takes over him
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 27, 2007 11:05:13 GMT -1
Titlewww. GenreSci-fi/Thriller PlotDave is an internet addict he spends all his days on it while at work and at home he befriends a person in a chatroom who goes by the name af Grawhill and the two chat about things. One day Dave tells Grahill that he hates his boos and wishes he would disapear from his work place, the next day Daves boss is arrested for tax evasion, things take a turn for the worst as who ever Dave moans about to Grawhill horrible things happen to them. EndingDave discovers that Grawhill is a self Aware Internet Virus that has "infected" Dave, who must now find a way to destroy this entity before it takes over him Hello Dave |
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Forever without exception. x
*ooooer!*
Hot footing it after doing the crime certainly paid in your favour ya sneaky twat 
One by one the penguins steal my sanity.