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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 16, 2009 21:55:21 GMT -1
Anyone else get the Jade Goody calendar for Christmas, had a quick look at it today and it only goes as far as March! Graeme Garden is 65 Bill Oddie is 67 Tim Brooke Taylor is 68 Who would've thought Jade would be the first of the Goodies to go?
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Feb 19, 2009 16:36:39 GMT -1
700 thick Mackems turned up to work on the Kinnear By-Pass today.
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Feb 22, 2009 8:51:57 GMT -1
So i am stood in this shop in London and i think 'Fuck me,that is a massive shuttlecock over there'
Then i realised it was Jade Goody trying on her wedding dress.
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Post by olcrazee on Feb 23, 2009 9:06:42 GMT -1
Rolf Harris has released a new charity record to aid the victims of the recent Australian bush fires. It is titled:
Fry Me Kangaroo Brown, Sport
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Post by DTR on Feb 23, 2009 12:33:02 GMT -1
Two women sitting on a bench one asks the other "does your twat twich after sex"?? the other replies "no he turns over and falls asleep" ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 2, 2009 12:58:24 GMT -1
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on Tourette's.
The librarian says, "Fuck off, you C*nt."
The man says, "Yep, that's the one."
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Mar 2, 2009 21:54:07 GMT -1
I don't believe in rushed marriages.
Take that Jade Goody and her hubby jack.
Can't see it lasting a month myself.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 6, 2009 8:33:22 GMT -1
Man done by the police the other day. According to the courts, wrapping your cock in the Beano and wanking is not part of Comic Relief.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 10, 2009 17:15:23 GMT -1
Why are immigrants like sperm? Thousands come and only one works! ;D
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Mar 10, 2009 17:33:34 GMT -1
Isn't it ironic that Jade Goodys head looks like an egg,and in a month it will be in a box!
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 19, 2009 17:17:42 GMT -1
Elizabeth Fritzel attended court having had a full cooked breakfast, thought someone would have told her that she still had daddies sauce around her mouth though
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Mar 23, 2009 18:39:41 GMT -1
For Sale!
Blonde ladies wig. Unused Mothers Day present. Call Jack,Essex.
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Mar 23, 2009 18:41:10 GMT -1
Josef Fritzel was sentanced to 24 hours community service.
He has been told he must spend it teaching the McCanns how to lock a fucking door.
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Mar 23, 2009 18:41:54 GMT -1
I bet those Fritzel kids wondered what to get their sister for mothers day.
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Mar 23, 2009 18:59:39 GMT -1
Josef Fritzel was sentanced to 24 hours community service. He has been told he must spend it teaching the McCanns how to lock a fucking door. ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 25, 2009 20:19:01 GMT -1
3 days in heaven and Jade Goody is alread up for eviction ;D
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Mar 26, 2009 9:20:54 GMT -1
What can a Moped do that Jade Goody couldn't?
Get to 30.
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Mar 26, 2009 11:05:19 GMT -1
Elton John is expected to record a tribute song in memory of Jade Goody like he did with Princess Diana.
'Cancer In The Minge' is expected to reach #1
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Post by T C on Mar 26, 2009 16:23:56 GMT -1
pmsl ;D
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Mar 27, 2009 20:46:21 GMT -1
A new reality TV programme is scheduled for the spring starring Wendy Richards,Natasha Richardson and Jade Goody.
It will be called "I'm In A Cemetary,Get Me Out Of Here"
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